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    What if a Astertoid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks? What would you do?

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    First and foremost I'd blame the politicians for not taking the NEO threat serious enough, as I already do. Then I'd study the potential for survival.
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    Re-mortgage my house.
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    Throw stones out of my window at passing people.
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    I'd propose to Angela Merkel then cheat on her with Margaret Thatcher.

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    Quite simply be rational, relax and go on with life as normal while considering potential survival strategies. If the prediction is incorrect, then I don't want to have gotten myself into a risky financial, legal or social situation.

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    I would make love to my wife as many times as I could.

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    I go Eat Cashews And Milk until I go broke.... Oh Wait, Money won't mean anything though

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    I'd go crazy and commit suicide right before the news arrived that the calculations were incorrect and the thingy wasn't going to hit earth.
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    I'd propose to Margaret Thatcher and then cheat on her with Angela Merkel.

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    Give in to unrestricted hedonism, most likely.

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    Panic and cry.

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    Steal a space shuttle then go and drop a nuke on the thing.
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    Make my life happy
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    Get myself an underground shelter, some basic pots and pans/silverware, pest spray, a gigantic supply of ramen noodles, vitamin supplements, and bottled water.
    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

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    I always try to live as if I've got only two weeks to live. My personal motto: learn as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die tomorrow.
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    Where to begin?

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    Hope that someone made a big mistake and messed up the calculations
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    Start digging an underground shelter and stock it with canned food and water.
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    I'd get myself problems no one could understand so that I could comb my brilliantined-hair from one side to the other, blinding one my eyes and weep sitting leaning to a wall with my knees drawn inwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi
    I would make love to my wife as many times as I could.
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    sex sex sex sex sex sex, sleep sex sex sex... so on and so forth until i am just a smoldering lump. 5 minutes later the meteor hits.
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    I'd invade Norway.
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    And I'd annex Canada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenring
    Give in to unrestricted hedonism, most likely.
    I'm with you

    And right before the thing hits the earth, I knock out makaikhaan and I'll hide in his carefully built shelter, at the last minute replacing the water with Belgian beer.

    Muahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres
    I'm with you

    And right before the thing hits the earth, I knock out makaikhaan and I'll hide in his carefully built shelter, at the last minute replacing the water with Belgian beer.

    Muahahaha
    You're gonna use beer for the ramen? Interesting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by makaikhaan
    You're gonna use beer for the ramen? Interesting...
    What? You don't already?

    Strange person...

    Anyway, i'd probably just go crazy. Not in the literal sense, i mean in just doing what i like. Hurrah for anarchy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwedishFish
    I'd invade Norway.
    Quote Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
    And I'd annex Canada.
    I'd help you both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
    And I'd annex Canada.

    Want to Rule the US with me then ?

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    I'd probably try to get some weed and smoke it-- it's my wish to be able to get high at least once in my life.
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