What if a Astertoid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks? What would you do?
What if a Astertoid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks? What would you do?
First and foremost I'd blame the politicians for not taking the NEO threat serious enough, as I already do. Then I'd study the potential for survival.
Last edited by Viking; 04-22-2008 at 16:25.
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Re-mortgage my house.![]()
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Throw stones out of my window at passing people.
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
I'd propose to Angela Merkel then cheat on her with Margaret Thatcher.
Quite simply be rational, relax and go on with life as normal while considering potential survival strategies. If the prediction is incorrect, then I don't want to have gotten myself into a risky financial, legal or social situation.
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Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go back to bed
I would make love to my wife as many times as I could.![]()
I go Eat Cashews And Milk until I go broke.... Oh Wait, Money won't mean anything though![]()
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I'd go crazy and commit suicide right before the news arrived that the calculations were incorrect and the thingy wasn't going to hit earth.![]()
- Chu - Gi - Makoto - Rei - Jin - Yu - Meiyo -
I'd propose to Margaret Thatcher and then cheat on her with Angela Merkel.
Give in to unrestricted hedonism, most likely.
Panic and cry.
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Steal a space shuttle then go and drop a nuke on the thing.![]()
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Make my life happy
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!Originally Posted by North Korea
Get myself an underground shelter, some basic pots and pans/silverware, pest spray, a gigantic supply of ramen noodles, vitamin supplements, and bottled water.
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
I always try to live as if I've got only two weeks to live. My personal motto: learn as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die tomorrow.![]()
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Where to begin?
Hope that someone made a big mistake and messed up the calculations
"I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton
Start digging an underground shelter and stock it with canned food and water.
Last edited by Kekvit Irae; 04-22-2008 at 02:23.
I'd get myself problems no one could understand so that I could comb my brilliantined-hair from one side to the other, blinding one my eyes and weep sitting leaning to a wall with my knees drawn inwards.
Well that covers 5 minutes for me, so what next?Originally Posted by Wakizashi
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sex sex sex sex sex sex, sleep sex sex sex... so on and so forth until i am just a smoldering lump. 5 minutes later the meteor hits.
A nation of sheep will beget a a government of wolves. Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. —1 John 2:9
I'd invade Norway.
HOW ABOUT 'DEM VIKINGS
-Martok
And I'd annex Canada.
I'm with youOriginally Posted by Fenring
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And right before the thing hits the earth, I knock out makaikhaan and I'll hide in his carefully built shelter, at the last minute replacing the water with Belgian beer.
Muahahaha![]()
Last edited by Andres; 04-22-2008 at 13:10.
Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy
Ja mata, TosaInu
Originally Posted by Andres
You're gonna use beer for the ramen? Interesting...
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Originally Posted by SwedishFish
I'd help you both.Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
My Greek Cavalry submod for RS 1.6a: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=368881
For Calvin and TosaInu, in a better place together, modding TW without the hassle of hardcoded limits. We miss you.
Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
Want to Rule the US with me then![]()
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I'd probably try to get some weed and smoke it-- it's my wish to be able to get high at least once in my life.
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