Ultimate Fighting Jesus?

**Crazed Rabbit** · 04-25-2008, 06:29

Quiet, yous!

Seriously

As to the OP, it's a stupid, foolish idea.

CR

**Samurai Waki** · 04-25-2008, 06:37

I personally prefer Buddy Christ.

**Tribesman** · 04-25-2008, 07:34

He got the both handed, wind up and over the head samurai warrior style yardstick smack for that one

the good old brides of christ , always so understanding always so fond of scriptue , especially the few words out of the line that go "suffer little children" .
Not of course suggesting that all sisters (or brothers for that matter) were sadistic bastards , it just that you really remember the crazy ones .

**ICantSpellDawg** · 04-25-2008, 13:49

Originally Posted by Tribesman

the good old brides of christ , always so understanding always so fond of scriptue , especially the few words out of the line that go "suffer little children" .
Not of course suggesting that all sisters (or brothers for that matter) were sadistic bastards , it just that you really remember the crazy ones .

I went to Catholics school for 12 years. Not once was I hit - and I deserved it.

Cursed at once (a lay teacher) and had a book thrown at the lighting fixture which happened to land on my head. It was a small book.

That practice has really changed.

**Kagemusha** · 04-25-2008, 14:44

Those who feel the need of more bad arse Gods, should revert back to old ways. Im sure for example Thor or Odin would be bad ass enough for them.

**Sigurd** · 04-25-2008, 14:51

Originally Posted by Kagemusha

Those who feel the need of more bad arse Gods, should revert back to old ways. Im sure for example Thor or Odin would be bad ass enough for them.

Exactly my thought.
Who is more badass than Thor?

**Lemur** · 04-25-2008, 15:07

Excellent point. I figured something was extremely wrong with these guys when I read that they felt the current Church shows an "excessive focus on morality." Well, by all means then, gents, worship the Norse gods and stop having all of that morality shoved down your throats.

**Adrian II** · 04-25-2008, 16:32

Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane

Who is more badass than Thor?

Kali Bhairava.

**Conradus** · 04-25-2008, 17:05

Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane

Who is more badass than Thor?

Nobody!

Originally Posted by Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Thor was the God of Thunder and, frankly, acted like it.

**TB666** · 04-26-2008, 11:38

Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane

Exactly my thought.
Who is more badass than Thor?

Odin ??
You can't mess with the All-father.
Of course crushing giant skulls with a hammer moves him extremely high up on the badass list.

**Husar** · 04-25-2008, 15:50

Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff

I went to Catholics school for 12 years. Not once was I hit - and I deserved it.

Cursed at once (a lay teacher) and had a book thrown at the lighting fixture which happened to land on my head. It was a small book.

That practice has really changed.

Like I said, they change with the times, just like God does, right? Oh wait, he doesn't...