Ultimate Fighting Jesus?

[Kagemusha]

Those who feel the need of more bad arse Gods, should revert back to old ways. Im sure for example Thor or Odin would be bad ass enough for them.

[Sigurd]

Those who feel the need of more bad arse Gods, should revert back to old ways. Im sure for example Thor or Odin would be bad ass enough for them.

Exactly my thought.
Who is more badass than Thor?

[Lemur]

Excellent point. I figured something was extremely wrong with these guys when I read that they felt the current Church shows an "excessive focus on morality." Well, by all means then, gents, worship the Norse gods and stop having all of that morality shoved down your throats.

[Husar]

I went to Catholics school for 12 years. Not once was I hit - and I deserved it.

Cursed at once (a lay teacher) and had a book thrown at the lighting fixture which happened to land on my head. It was a small book.

That practice has really changed.

Like I said, they change with the times, just like God does, right? Oh wait, he doesn't...

[Adrian II]

Who is more badass than Thor?

Kali Bhairava.

[Conradus]

Who is more badass than Thor?

Nobody!

Thor was the God of Thunder and, frankly, acted like it.

[Cronos Impera]

Guys, christians should only pray to God and try using their common sense in their day-to-day lives.
The Bible and theological Jesus ware never for the masses, be them (we)men or not. Jesus isn't a figure for the masses, He is a figure for each and every one of us.
If you want a perfect male figure to beat Chuck Norris to the pulp than you can go for Samson. At least he had dreadlocks and knew how to fight, not like that gay David who sligshot Goliath.
Joke:

An athesit metalhead and a corrupt preacher stand before Jesus Christ at Judgement Day.
After a brief silance Jesus says:
"You've both sinned, your guilt is equal but I'm letting the metalhead into the Kingdom of Heaven."
Outraged, the preacher asks "Why?".
"Because he has the same cool dreadlocks I have"

[TB666]

Exactly my thought.
Who is more badass than Thor?

Odin ??
You can't mess with the All-father.
Of course crushing giant skulls with a hammer moves him extremely high up on the badass list.

[Adrian II]

Odin ??
You can't mess with the All-father.

Kali Bhaivara did.

That's why we hear no more from Odin nowadays.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Kali Bhaivara did.

That's why we hear no more from Odin nowadays.

I'll see your multi-armed death goddess and raise by a trinity - The Morrigan.

[macsen rufus]

The Morrigan

Good suggestion, but I think when it comes down to all-round smiting and gratuitous extermination of populations in a manner utterly redolent of "collective punishment" we shall end up back at Yahweh's door

[Adrian II]

I'll see your multi-armed death goddess and raise by a trinity - The Morrigan.

Dude, we're talking world series here.

Your Morrigan has long been suspended in the cellar of eternal darkness - upside down, for good measure.

Kali swallowed time and space, then danced on Shiva's powerless body and crushed his twelve organs of recognition.

Now that's what I call heavy duty deity.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Your Morrigan has long been suspended in the cellar of eternal darkness - upside down, for good measure.

Nonsense. Have you noticed how many crows are lurking about? Not to mention the increasing prevalence of hags in the street, importuning hapless would-be warriors? And most of south-east Asia has been tricked into eating dog.

Kali swallowed time and space, then danced on Shiva's powerless body and crushed his twelve organs of recognition.

Mind you, I might have to concede on the organ-crushing thing.

[atheotes]

Dude, we're talking world series here.

Your Morrigan has long been suspended in the cellar of eternal darkness - upside down, for good measure.

Kali swallowed time and space, then danced on Shiva's powerless body and crushed his twelve organs of recognition.

Now that's what I call heavy duty deity.

Kali ftw

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[Mooks]

I always thought jesus's hippiness was the most attractive thing about christrianity to me. Especially since it was at a much more violent time period.

Someone should show the "manly men" the norse religions, they might like Valhalla.

[Cronos Impera]

Blah, you forgot Samson.
Now there's the man who could tombstone Undertaker, Edge and Mysterio without blinking.
And his story has a nice moral end for the guys too.Samson has sex with Dalila and gets a haircut on top of that. Powerless, he is quickly overpowered by the Philistines and becomes a slave at their palace.
Dudes, never let your spouse trimm your braids, never!

[English assassin]

Kali Bhaivara did.

That's why we hear no more from Odin nowadays.

Oh yeah? Dude, Odin has his own (not remotely ridiculous) band: http://www.odinmetal.com/ And he's got a new single out.

If Jesus is looking for some ideas to get men into his church, I think he could learn a lesson right here.

Oh, and two more suggestions in case the Pope is reading this: Beer. And strippers.

[Adrian II]

Oh yeah? Dude, Odin has his own (not remotely ridiculous) band: http://www.odinmetal.com/ And he's got a new single out.

Alright, I'll grant you those girls aren't totally ridiculous.

Still they're a far cry - and not a very gruesome one - from She Who Can Flip A Thousand Pancakes In One Go.

[Navaros]

It's a good theory that Jesus was a very masculine and buffed man. Leaders of men are usually in very good physical shape so as to pander to the superficial nature of mankind.

Plus, Jesus went through the temple and overturned tables and things like that. If he was not a strong man, chances are he would have had not been the one to do that.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

It's a good theory that Jesus was a very masculine and buffed man. Leaders of men are usually in very good physical shape so as to pander to the superficial nature of mankind.

Plus, Jesus went through the temple and overturned tables and things like that. If he was not a strong man, chances are he would have had not been the one to do that.

I can overturn tables, it's not hard, in any case making Jesus look like a Blacksmith is hardly a clever idea and I'm not convinced the Son of God would "pander" to anyone, after all to do so would be to incite unto sin.

[English assassin]

It's not the overturning tables that's the hard bit, is getting out of the temple alive afterwards. Have you SEEN the size of those money changers? Built like brick outhouses.

Mind you, Jesus could have been a five foot weakling, no way I would have messed with him. His Dad's a nutter, just have a look in the OT.

[InsaneApache]

OK OK what about the 'Hundred Handed Ones'. they hurled rocks the size of planets at the Titans and then some. They make Kali look like a real wuss. Jahweh schmaweh, he's just a jealous god, the old timers were much more robust and subtle.

[Vladimir]

OK OK what about the 'Hundred Handed Ones'. they hurled rocks the size of planets at the Titans and then some. They make Kali look like a real wuss. Jahweh schmaweh, he's just a jealous god, the old timers were much more robust and subtle.

Child some Gaia and Uranus. That must have been a painful birth.

[English assassin]

Quite obviously Yog-Sothoth pwns all these other gods.

NB, do NOT google Yog-Sothoth. Who knows what may attract his attention. You DO NOT WANT to attaract his attention.