A New EB Tavern

[russia almighty]

you know, I'm like waiting to the last second to write this paper. I know I could start now; but, something is stopping me from doing it.

arrgh

[cmacq]

I'll play the motivational speaker, in a toe-tap old-time wild west show, whats that bloody thing all about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkIn...eature=related

I must say, I do love the classics...

[russia almighty]

More of a book report.


I'm just too f'ing lazy (can we say **** once or twice?) to do it.


I don't think it helps I've drank too much ives, olde english and colt 45 today.

[Dhampir]

I'm thinking of starting an ARR. I don't have a faction, but I have a title: "The Sinews of War". The premise is infinite money.

[cmacq]

Sounds very ghetto–dacious...

...and they said bloody disco was dead!!!

[russia almighty]

I miss that bastard.



WHY'D YOU HAVE TO OD!


beer lovers, laugh your ass off if you have not discovered what was the best website ever

http://www.blacktable.com/beerrun030413.htm

my personal favorite

Sam Adams Light
No, I did not scream like a woman after the first sip, but I did get an erection so stiff that pigeons could not only roost on it, but also roller skate across it. So, the ad hype around this beer is not completely inflated, it is actually an outstanding beverage. It's so good I'd even let Sam Adams nail me from behind and finish me off with a pearl necklace. Well, the pearl necklace may be a little much, but it is good.

Rating: Strap-on.

[Olaf The Great]

Ghetto-Dacious?
Wtf.
I blame Eminem

[cmacq]

I do love the classics...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVlpET6nzVs

[Leviathan DarklyCute]

Ghetto-Dacious?
Wtf.
I blame Eminem

I blame the wiggers. And hip hop.

[cmacq]

Blame is a dish, beste servieren kalt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQiO...eature=related

Ja doch, der klassiker.

[russia almighty]

I'm listening to this commie-pinko song called Hier Kommt Alex along with this song, Bonnie and Clyde, that has everyone any their mother involved.

Looks like a bad East Germany propaganda video.

[Emperor Burakuku]

Wow, the Tavern is back... oh, a new design... wow. I'd like a tea please!

*walks to a dark corner of the room and sits down*

[Metalstrm]

Blame is a dish, beste servieren kalt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQiO...eature=related

Ja doch, der klassiker.

Thought it was revenge?

[cmacq]

Well, I think he's blaming the Wiggles. Next he'll be blaming Wags the Dog or the bloody Cockroaches.

[Dhampir]

The most infuriating thing in the modern world is the inability of people to distinguish an explanation from an excuse.

Just an example is the latest police shooting in New York and all the racial hooplah around it (never mind that both the cops and victim are black). When one explains that police violence is created by the government which oversees it; several factors are involved such as being overworked, underpaid, and having all actions under hyper-scrutiny by the city bureaucracy.

However, when one explains the factors leading to an action it is not an attempt to justify those actions. People seriously need to get a clue.

edit- People posting links to wikipedia as evidence in a discussion is the second most infuriating thing.

[Disciple of Tacitus]

*walks in, realizes this is not the EB Tavern I, but the EB Tavern II. Looks around, at a loss*

I'm gone for 10 days - and if I recall, I left specfic directions NOT to burn the place down - and I come back and ...

what happened?!?

[Tiberius Nero]

It was closed, for including too much spam in every dish.

[Dhampir]

It was closed, for including too much spam in every dish.

They dropped all the good menu items.

Like "spam spam spam spam eggs bacon spam and spam". I always liked that one.

[woad&fangs]

A big Huzzah for Ska!!!

BEER!!!

[Dhampir]

A big Huzzah for Ska!!!

BEER!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfGkhhm4vXw

[Hooahguy]

wow! the tavern is back! i need to change my sig... again....
anyhow, its great to have it back again....

[cmacq]

A big Huzzah for Ska!!!

BEER!!!

Reminds me of Austin, back in the day.

[Hooahguy]

btw, i re-instate myself as the bartender- free drinks for everyone until 12:00 pm EST!!!!!
and Passover is over!!!!!
now i can have BEER!!!!!
no more damned Matzah!

[Dhampir]

btw, i re-instate myself as the bartender- free drinks for everyone until 12:00 pm EST!!!!!
and Passover is over!!!!!
now i can have BEER!!!!!
no more damned Matzah!

I'll have eleventyseven fingers of Glenlivet and a chocolate chip cookie.

[Ibrahim]

Did you fellas see that EB historical battle inspain? that poor idiot-so fat the Spaniards thought he was a civilian...that's rich hahaha (*drops down to a chair on the table and sleeps*)
and Cmaq...that red beer commercial was hilarious. and what did that clown OD on?

[Hooahguy]

I'll have eleventyseven fingers of Glenlivet and a chocolate chip cookie.

coming right up!
o wait.... its past 12:00..... i extend it until 2:00pm!

[White_eyes:D]

coming right up! I'll have eleventyseven fingers of Glenlivet and a chocolate chip cookie. o wait.... its past 12:00..... i extend it until 2:00pm!

Sweet, give me some Backlogger with that and I am set.

[Ibrahim]

*Ibrahim wakes up*

may I have some more cherry coke+nicotine in it?

[Hooahguy]

sure! all orders coming right up! sorry for the delay-i was playing EB!

[Ibrahim]

thanks. anyways, what did that guy OD on? the one preforming that dance on youtube that Cmaq showed us.