A New EB Tavern

[Olaf The Great]

New Jersey sucks

[AlexanderSextus]

New Jersey sucks

jersey kicks ass. i dont pay too much for taxes neither, nah, air's polluted but the gas is cheaper.

[Hooahguy]

..and NJ has awesome kosher resturaunts....
we have little/none in atlanta.....

[Rilder]

Oh gods, I really play to much EB... I keep screaming at the TV whenever a show shows incorrect information about EB-Time frame stuff...

:|

[Hooahguy]

join the club!

[johnhughthom]

My friends and family refuse to watch anything historically based on TV with me as apparently I constantly shake my head and mutter about things being wrong.

[Ibrahim]

My friends and family refuse to watch anything historically based on TV with me as apparently I constantly shake my head and mutter about things being wrong.

you are not alone. I have the same problems-only I doubt your family is composed of hicks (at least the children are)

[General Appo]

We all experience that problem (the raging against historical inaccuracies, not the hicks).
Well, I´m to London in a few hours, it´ll be raining the entire time, terrorist will blow the busses and one of them unmoving guards will finally lose it and bayonet me. Ah well, life sucks.

[Ibrahim]

We all experience that problem (the raging against historical inaccuracies, not the hicks).
Well, I´m to London in a few hours, it´ll be raining the entire time, terrorist will blow the busses and one of them unmoving guards will finally lose it and bayonet me. Ah well, life sucks.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-mo

you trying to make a guard move? tough luck!

[Hooahguy]

one of them unmoving guards will finally lose it and bayonet me. Ah well, life sucks.

when a friend of mine went to london, he told me that his father accidentally got in the way of one of those guards, who yelled at him "stand aside!'
or something like that. in any case, my friend couldnt stop laughing.

moral- dont get in the way of those guards!

[Megas Methuselah]

[Olaf The Great]

jersey kicks ass. i dont pay too much for taxes neither, nah, air's polluted but the gas is cheaper.

....SOUTH jersey sucks.

Except for the diners and the Amptons.

[AlexanderSextus]

....SOUTH jersey sucks.

Except for the diners and the Amptons.

Yeah south jersey does kinda suck though. Word to the wise, DON'T GO TO CAMDEN @ NIGHT!!!!! Its really bad out there. I thought Newark (AKA Brick City) was bad, then i saw Camden. It made me lock the doors and roll up the windows when i was driving past it on the highway

The south Jersey shore is pretty nice though. I like going fishing down there.

[AlexanderSextus]

damn, just because i was talking about where i live ppl wanna stop posting in tha tavern.




Barkeep! Lemme get a Sapporo and a shot of Jack!

[Hooahguy]

*hands to it AS*
I GOT A NEW CELLPHONE AFTER 3 YEARS OF HAVINH A CRAPPY OLD ONE!!!!

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I want a new cellphone too mine is getting oldie , its a V3 Razr and I have it for more than 2 years now, but the stupid iphone is freakin' expensive here , same goes for the nokia n95

[The Celtic Viking]

Meh. Give me one that can send and recieve calls and sms and you have yourself a happy viking. Who cares when it was made as long as it does what it's supposed to do, aye?

[Hooahguy]

aye- my last cell phone had a battery of 5 minutes.....

[General Appo]

Woho, free internet at the hotel!

Anyway, I´ve already made up a list of what I like and don´t like about England, and yes, very judgemental and all, but hey, that´s me. So please, don´t take to much offence, ´cause I only part of it. Well, a very large part of it, but still, just a part.

Cons:

1. The women are kinda ugly, what´s up with that?
2. It rains to much.
3. To many people carry around umbrellas. Yeah I know, they do it due to point 2, but still, I don´t have to be logical, just judgemental.
4. London is full of half-bold, half-fat construction workers in their forties all saying something, something mate in the exactly same manner. For some reason, I bet they´re all named Terry as well.
5. The women aren´t that pretty.
6. Not my area of interest, but the men are kinda ugly too.
7. Black people have a hideous dialect. Yes, I know of it before, but still, what the hell? It´s just so wrong listening to it. Nothing at all against black people, but c´mon, lay of that dialect.
8. The food is pretty poor.
9. The food is to expensive.
10. The good food is even more expensive.
11. A pint is freaking small.
12. They wouldn´t give me a beer despite being over 190 cm! What kinda country is this?
13. What´s up with the womens faces?
14. Their TV shows sucks big time.
15. They have freaking tabloids. Tabloids god dammit.
16. Their metros completely lack handicap acess. Not that I am in need of it, but I just noticed and asked around a bit.
17. I don´t like their Queen, might have something to do with points 1, 5 and 13.
18. Are the female cops uniforms designed to make the wearer look short, stubby, masculin and like Gimli´s wife? In that case, the designer really hit it right on.
19. The cops sirens sounds like a childs toy.
20. Oh yeah, I don´t like their women.

Pros:
1. Well, they used to have lots of good music, comedians and stuff, so maybe... the past? Yeah, that´ll do.

Don´t worry fellas, I´ve only been here for one day, I´m sure I´ll think of more stuff as time goes by. Or well, I have been to England before, so I guess I´m kinda cheating.

[Hooahguy]

^^^best post of the month so far!!!!

[Che Roriniho]

Woho, free internet at the hotel!

Anyway, I´ve already made up a list of what I like and don´t like about England, and yes, very judgemental and all, but hey, that´s me. So please, don´t take to much offence, ´cause I only part of it. Well, a very large part of it, but still, just a part.

Cons:

1. The women are kinda ugly, what´s up with that?
2. It rains to much.
3. To many people carry around umbrellas. Yeah I know, they do it due to point 2, but still, I don´t have to be logical, just judgemental.
4. London is full of half-bold, half-fat construction workers in their forties all saying something, something mate in the exactly same manner. For some reason, I bet they´re all named Terry as well.
5. The women aren´t that pretty.
6. Not my area of interest, but the men are kinda ugly too.
7. Black people have a hideous dialect. Yes, I know of it before, but still, what the hell? It´s just so wrong listening to it. Nothing at all against black people, but c´mon, lay of that dialect.
8. The food is pretty poor.
9. The food is to expensive.
10. The good food is even more expensive.
11. A pint is freaking small.
12. They wouldn´t give me a beer despite being over 190 cm! What kinda country is this?
13. What´s up with the womens faces?
14. Their TV shows sucks big time.
15. They have freaking tabloids. Tabloids god dammit.
16. Their metros completely lack handicap acess. Not that I am in need of it, but I just noticed and asked around a bit.
17. I don´t like their Queen, might have something to do with points 1, 5 and 13.
18. Are the female cops uniforms designed to make the wearer look short, stubby, masculin and like Gimli´s wife? In that case, the designer really hit it right on.
19. The cops sirens sounds like a childs toy.
20. Oh yeah, I don´t like their women.

Pros:
1. Well, they used to have lots of good music, comedians and stuff, so maybe... the past? Yeah, that´ll do.

Don´t worry fellas, I´ve only been here for one day, I´m sure I´ll think of more stuff as time goes by. Or well, I have been to England before so I guess I´m kinda cheating.

Ah, but you're in LONDON. Which is shit. Come to Bristol, which is alright. Depends what you're into. If you're lokoing for hot women, go to Holland, where I think the average hotness is about the same as everywhere, but there is no middle value. Every woman is either OMFGROFLLMAOBBQ Hot or 'Pass the Bucket' fugly. Also, they have Marijuana, which hightens the affect.

[Megas Methuselah]

On a sidenote, if you haven't already enlisted yourself in the EB interactive campaign, I strongly suggest you do so now. It seems like a glorious activity in which we should all participate. It's called "fun".

*notices most people in the tavern continue drinking their beverages*

Ok, enough of patriotic volounteers; it's time for the draft. Names shall be randomly selected, and those selected will be forced to sign themselves up in the EB interactive campaign.

The completely random(heh heh) choice of people picked to serve in the EB interactive campaign through the conscription lottery are as follow:

General Appo
hooahguy
Che Roriniho
Rilder
AlexanderSextus

And last but definitely not least:

russia almighty

Please note that those who fail to report themselves in the EB interactive campaign thread within the next few days will be considered enemies of the state, and from thereon it will be considered the duty of every good and lawful EB'er to kill those deserters.

PS: The Celtic Viking (and myself, of course) were wise enough to enlist volountarily. Congratulate us, eh? Balloons would be good.

[Rilder]

Rilder

I've already explained to the organizers of it that I won't join if a mini-mod is needed and it looks like a mini-mod will be needed for it.

[Che Roriniho]

On a sidenote, if you haven't already enlisted yourself in the EB interactive campaign, I strongly suggest you do so now. It seems like a glorious activity in which we should all participate. It's called "fun".

*notices most people in the tavern continue drinking their beverages*

Ok, enough of patriotic volounteers; it's time for the draft. Names shall be randomly selected, and those selected will be forced to sign themselves up in the EB interactive campaign.

The completely random(heh heh) choice of people picked to serve in the EB interactive campaign through the conscription lottery are as follow:

General Appo
hooahguy
Che Roriniho
Rilder
AlexanderSextus

And last but definitely not least:

russia almighty

Please note that those who fail to report themselves in the EB interactive campaign thread within the next few days will be considered enemies of the state, and from thereon it will be considered the duty of every good and lawful EB'er to kill those deserters.

PS: The Celtic Viking (and myself, of course) were wise enough to enlist volountarily. Congratulate us, eh? Balloons would be good.

Hooahguy, how strong is your Absinthe? I think we should treat our new 'Colleague'...

[Megas Methuselah]

Hooahguy, how strong is your Absinthe? I think we should treat our new 'Colleague'...

*in hideous British accent*
Oh, deah Gawd!

*regular English*
Meet you guys at the EB interactive campaign thread, eh? Heh heh...

EDIT: The second draft, which would usually spark unrest in even the most worst police state, is as followed:

Johnhughthom (usually the family of the first draftee named bursts in tears)
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Olaf the Great (even greatness can't escape the draft)
Rilder (no excuses, man. It's the draft or prison time!)
Ibrahim (hahahaaa!)

Anyways, it is your civic duty to report to the EB interactive campaign thread and sign yourself aboard. It's prison time, maybe even death, if you don't do so within the next few days.

[The Celtic Viking]

So you think you can escape the drafting process, eh, scumbags? Well, the almighty Führer, whom you all love more than your own pricks, is a very generous man. Every rat volunteering for the military - even when they're forced to do it - will get a few benefits, as listed below:

- You will get to keep your life, or die like the man you aspire to be
- You will have the honour to die for people better than you
- You will not risk jail for any crime you do which is not commited towards the state, the Führer himself or any of His goons
- Veterans get a 15% discount when purchasing cyanide pills

So stop acting like the unpatriotic maggots you are and become all that you can be! Report for duty now, and thank your lucky star you have been given this magnificent opportunity. Not everyone gets such a chance to prove himself in this life, you know.

[Rilder]

Rilder (no excuses, man. It's the draft or prison time!)

No.

[satalexton]

IT's RAINING MEN!!! Every Specimen!!!

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man.... I would have to change soo many things in order to get my EB working with their setup, which... I'm not sure if it's worth it... >.>

aside all the minimods used in the pack I created , I have several personal tweaks all over the place <.<

[Hooahguy]

would love to join, but i dont have much time to play. but ill join anyhow.
plus, the discount on the cyanide sounds nice.....