A New EB Tavern

[Che Roriniho]

Hey, Appo, don't talk about our queen like that! It's taken CENTURIES of inbreeding to get her!

[Ibrahim]

would love to join, but i dont have much time to play. but ill join anyhow.
plus, the discount on the cyanide sounds nice.....

uhmm. I doubt it would be good to kill yourself.

@che: yes, inbreeding ugly things is a fine art indeed, first cultivated by the hideous Abelisaurs (among the species mojugatholus). they looked like really really ugly chickens from what i see-even the bones look like mud in a drought, all wrinkly and ugly....
tragically, the results were more digraceful in the house of windsor....or was it hanover? this is all confusing-multiple "dynasties" really only 1 dynasty, from George I to this queen elizabeth II

[The Celtic Viking]

uhmm. I doubt it would be good to kill yourself.

Well, this world is overpopulated by us humans anyway, so looking at the big picture, the most decent thing people can do is to kill themselves, preferably taking a lot of bystanders with them in the process. Hey, I know! If enough people do it, the oil will last much longer! The crisis is solved! We will have plenty of time to come up with some alternate energy source, and all you have to do for it is die! Am I a genius or what?!

[Hooahguy]

lead by example, celtic viking!
lol

btw, I got my license today!
everyone clear the roads!

[Che Roriniho]

lead by example, celtic viking!
lol

btw, I got my license today!
everyone clear the roads!

[Hooahguy]

the written test was so BS. i passed it, but i got 3 wrong out of the allowed 5. most of them were EXACTLY like the online practice test. 2 of them which i answered correctly on the online version were maked wrong on the real one. such BS. but i passed, so....
then i didnt know i needed ID to get the pic for the license, but i left my permit w/ my dad,so i had to get the permit and wait all over again on that freaking long line....

[The Celtic Viking]

lead by example, celtic viking!
lol

Uhm... yeah, you know, I'd love to, but someone's got to organize things. Can't just have everyone putting a bullet in their own heads, then there will be no one left to discover that new energy source. I'm afraid I pulled the short straw and have to stay behind, while you guys get to have all the fun killing people.

btw, I got my license today!
everyone clear the roads!

Congratulations! Just remember when you do your first hit and run that if the guy survives, he may give your plates to the police. It's best just to back up and finish the job properly before you get in trouble.

[Hooahguy]

Congratulations! Just remember when you do your first hit and run that if the guy survives, he may give your plates to the police. It's best just to back up and finish the job properly before you get in trouble.

hm. thanks! ill remember that!

[Che Roriniho]

*DOUBLE POST*

[Che Roriniho]

lead by example, celtic viking!
lol

btw, I got my license today!
everyone clear the roads!

Here are my feelings on the matter, as expressed by smileys:

[Hooahguy]

you had those feelings so much that you had to post it twice?
aw, thanks!

[Che Roriniho]

you had those feelings so much that you had to post it twice?
aw, thanks!

Yup. I really did. I'm very.... expressive.

[Hax]

Guys.

We should totally eat some brains.

[The Celtic Viking]

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ZOMBIE ATTACK!!!!

*Grabs a shotgun and shoots Hax in his face*

[Hooahguy]

*takes handcuffs to arrest CV with, but then realizes its a crisis so he lets CV shoot Hax, even though CV was violating the #1 rule in the tavern*

[||Lz3||]

zombies?! damn , I - must - grab my... Energy sword! , wait... is that a weapon? <.<

[Ibrahim]

zombies?! damn , I - must - grab my... Energy sword! , wait... is that a weapon? <.<

yes it is! what a foolish question..

[Hax]

/me regenerates and munches on CV's brains.

[||Lz3||]

ha! he wasn't wearing a helmet...

foolish >.>

[Che Roriniho]

ha! he wasn't wearing a helmet...

foolish >.>

Chews on Lz3's helmet, only to discover IT IS ACTUALLY HIS HEAD. YES, THAT IS NOT A HELMET ON LZ3'S HEAD, BUT HIS ACTUALL HEAD!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Remembers is zombie. Chew.*

[Ibrahim]

*leaves tavern and joins caravan. caravan now miles away*

[||Lz3||]

eve heard of ironhead?

now a totally random question , do one of you guys remember how to access the tree bulding for pahlava? lto see which buildings I can build with pastoralism and which ones with nomadism

[Ibrahim]

eve heard of ironhead?

now a totally random question , do one of you guys remember how to access the tree bulding for pahlava? lto see which buildings I can build with pastoralism and which ones with nomadism

the documentiation section of the EB folder or something.

[Megas Methuselah]

*Wakes up in a dark corner of the tavern, scratches ass, and notices the usual crazy drunkards eating each other and talking about the Pahlava*

Oh. Ok. Uh, yeah, I'm just going to... Excuse me, please.

*Runs of to Ibrahim's caravan miles away*

[Olaf The Great]

I blame Hooahguy for not being named "Urrahguy"

[The Celtic Viking]

*Comes out of hiding*

It seems that decoy of mine did wonders. Stupid zombies can't see the difference between an inflatable viking filled with nitric acid and the real deal.

*Takes all corpses and dismembered limbs, puts them in a little unsafe box, along with the still "living" undead Che and sends it to Ibrahim and Meth's caravan miles away, with a note saying "Really important stuff, open immediately!"*

[Hooahguy]

oh no- not the "blame game" again!
i blame olaf for blaming me for not having the foresight to name myself "Urrahguy"

[Olaf The Great]

oh no- not the "blame game" again!
i blame olaf for blaming me for not having the foresight to name myself "Urrahguy"

lol

I blame Ricard Cox for having a HORRIBLE name.

[Megas Methuselah]

I blame Tellos Athenaios and the EB team for keeping me up all night playing EB and not getting enough sleep...


Can someone like, give me a balloon?

EDIT: Due to a series of unfortunate events, I blame hooahguy for me having to clean up the bathroom at work today.

[Che Roriniho]

*Comes out of hiding*

It seems that decoy of mine did wonders. Stupid zombies can't see the difference between an inflatable viking filled with nitric acid and the real deal.

*Takes all corpses and dismembered limbs, puts them in a little unsafe box, along with the still "living" undead Che and sends it to Ibrahim and Meth's caravan miles away, with a note saying "Really important stuff, open immediately!"*

*bang bang* Ra Ma Aaahhh!!! *breaks out of box* YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE BLOODY STAMPS ON! *Chews brains*