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    I was going to post something, but I forgot.
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    probably something along the lines of : "Ibrahim you idiot/ jerk"
    anyways, heard about Indiana? Obama and Clinton split down the middle!
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    I CAME IN HER MOUTH,IT WAS A CRISIS, I GAVE HER MY SECRET..... *record screech*


    Wrong venue folks. afroman will be here next week to perform for the afroholics here.


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    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

    my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).

    tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!

    "We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode " -alBernameg

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    Alright: were women hotter back then than they are now? Let's list the pros and cons of women back then compared to now.

    Positive:
    +Less fatty food. Most likely a lot healthier.
    +excercised a fair bit, so once again, a lot healthier.
    +Since many didn't wash their faces with soap etc. they probably had less acne. A lot of oil we get on our faces is ironically, caused by the soap washing some off. More piles on in hope that you won't be able to wash it all off next time.
    +You probably married early, so none of those middle-aged, wrinkled hags.

    Negative:
    -Poor dentistry.
    -Marriage was more the result of family interactions than love, so chances for arranged marriages are higher.
    -Worse posture, more likely to have had some deformity due to disease.
    -Pretty good chance she would die in childbirth.
    -Hormones in food give modern women greater, err, assets...

    Neutral:
    :They were shorter back then.

    Hmm... do they still ship mail-order brides from the past?
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    master of the wierd people Member Ibrahim's Avatar
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    no they don't. do you?

    anyways is v.1.1 EB playable on mp? I like to battle sometime with one of you.
    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

    my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).

    tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibrahim
    anyways is v.1.1 EB playable on mp? I like to battle sometime with one of you.
    I'll only do it if at the time you are high, drunk, and blindfolded...

    I'm too afraid of being...

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    wheres that link again? "ibrahim got pwned!"
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    It's crushing for me that I'm gone for just a few months and my face gets taken. Oh well, there's always the dead albino gerbil thingy for backup. What's up with all the new shit anyway? New version, new tavern, new members? A bit intimidating to make a comeback. But anyways, just checking the mood. I might join in with you guys a bit later in the month. Haven't played EB for four months at least, so I'm anxious to try out the new V.

    I'm gone again. Take care everyone!
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    Wait! Don't go yet! Here, let's drink a beer together!! Wait! Thaatuuuuu!

    *waves goodbye and cries*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaatu
    It's crushing for me that I'm gone for just a few months and my face gets taken. Oh well, there's always the dead albino gerbil thingy for backup. What's up with all the new shit anyway? New version, new tavern, new members? A bit intimidating to make a comeback. But anyways, just checking the mood. I might join in with you guys a bit later in the month. Haven't played EB for four months at least, so I'm anxious to try out the new V.

    I'm gone again. Take care everyone!
    the old tavern was locked as a security measure, due to several spamming and flaming threads. (the Gertruede's fault)...So the Guy who closed it opened it up again..EB 1.1 came on april 9.

    @hooahguy: I haven't yet begun to PWN! (or be pwned)

    well dang it Thaatuu left-bummer.
    Last edited by Ibrahim; 05-08-2008 at 19:04.
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    my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).

    tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!

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    ya, but wheres the link to that site?
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    lost to the sands of time, and was renemd Ismael gets PWNED
    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

    my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).

    tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!

    "We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode " -alBernameg

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