A New EB Tavern

[Hooahguy]

Did you ACTUALLY write 'F%$&*ing' in your opinion paper? o.O

i think he did

[Ibrahim]

i think he did

actually, what you see is what you get...the word wasn't written on it, but one could tell what was there.

oh it might help that I wrote it at 2 in the morning, so a more accurate epithet is " a work by a teenager writing at 2 in the morening, who hated remembering this embarrasing convention"

oh and most of it (5 pages), was not all that abad. just those 4 or 5 sentances..the biting was about how when only 219 poeple could vote, they counted 266 votes in the election for the chairman. plus a few other

[V.T. Marvin]

*An tired, unshaved, and noticably drunken man appears at the bar:

Hey guys, you would not believe what happened to me... *blah*I have been locked up in the old tavern... Sitting in the wine cellar all the time... *glup* ...all the damned time drinking the bloody wine! WINE EVERYWHERE !!! Pretty crazy, I can tell ya´.... Anyway, that guy Ibrahim came and draw me out of that damned hole...

Hey,bartender - beer for everybody!

And a special one for Ibrahim:

Thank you!

*He drinks his pint in a single sip and falls down on the floor while passing away...

[Ibrahim]

I don't drink-I'm here for conversation and their 1940 coke (best year it was made)

[TruePraetorian]

*Pulls out a gladius and breaks every 1940 coke in the tavern*

Been gone for two months and I see that the prohibition period is over eh?

[The Celtic Viking]

Are weapons allowed in the tavern? Like, is it ok if I bring in my Tiger Is and Tiger IIs for personal protection? Can I have Stukas ready to take off if that dirty Praetorian ever tries to take out his "gladius" again? I mean, while I have no problem with people going around naked and all - in fact, you'll find me as the frontmost supporter of that culture - but when someone dips his awkwardly named sausage in vintage coke, I say he's stepped way out of line! I want my white stuff protected, and putting up a sign saying "please don't dip your dilly-willy here" is obviously not enough!

[General Appo]

To answer that, first let me qoute myself from the second page of this very thread:

"Guys, as was agreed upon in the old tavern there is no fighting allowed. Any overtly violent behavior will result in the immiediate removal of said person. Now, games are of course allowed, but please make sure the recipitent is also playing the game before you attempt to incapacitate him.
Oh, and if you see me lying half-dead drunk in a corner with a whisky bottle showed up my arse, don´t think it´s free killing time, Big Brother is always watching you, and Big Brothers minions (no, not in that way!) are always ready to ink poison you."

And then let me qoute myself from page 16 of this very thread:

"No Tommyguns, all weaons are banned. Unless you´re singing The Clash "Tommy Gun" of course, but even then a guitarr is prefered. For those who remember, this started after some people began killing each other with AK-47´s, Claymores and the like. After this there was a ban on all weapons not existing in EB´s timeperiod, but then some people started using Rhompaia´s and the like instead, and so all weapons were banned.
Some people have instead armed themselves with extra ink-full pens, in the hopes of causing ink poisoning in their victims. Therefore all pens apart from the special pens made at the Arcani Order´s HQ in the Aventine are banned from the Tavern, and these pens can only be bought after attaining permision from the Arcani Order´s Grand Master (yours truly).
There, a brief history of the use of weapons in the Cantina. I mean Tavern. Damn!"

I´m thinking that one day I´ll compile a great list of rules that all must obey, and the spam-post the list on every page.

[Ibrahim]

*Pulls out a gladius and breaks every 1940 coke in the tavern*

Been gone for two months and I see that the prohibition period is over eh?

you bukhshi!!! you will pay!! *orders a coke form 1940 that was hidden by the bartender?* *goes to the Arcani order of the council of 10*

[The Celtic Viking]

All right, "General", but say if I came with this squareishly shaped, fat lady-friend with the Pinnochio-syndrome, and we come as a couple, to drink quitely, as I hear that law obiding citizens often do. All is well until some sick pervert (I'm looking at you, Ibrahim!) tries to grab her under her skirt, and finds that she's made up of an unusual amount of metal for a human being. If we would then assume that miss Katzenartig, as she's called, would be mistakenly identified as a tank clad with a skirt (as people intolerant of "big boned" people have a tendency to do), and I as a result was unfairly removed from the tavern, is there some way that I could appeal against the decision? Is there some jurisdictional process that will sort out mistakes like this, or am I screwed the second the punishment falls?