Quote Originally Posted by The Celtic Viking
All right, "General", but say if I came with this squareishly shaped, fat lady-friend with the Pinnochio-syndrome, and we come as a couple, to drink quitely, as I hear that law obiding citizens often do. All is well until some sick pervert (I'm looking at you, Ibrahim!) tries to grab her under her skirt, and finds that she's made up of an unusual amount of metal for a human being. If we would then assume that miss Katzenartig, as she's called, would be mistakenly identified as a tank clad with a skirt (as people intolerant of "big boned" people have a tendency to do), and I as a result was unfairly removed from the tavern, is there some way that I could appeal against the decision? Is there some jurisdictional process that will sort out mistakes like this, or am I screwed the second the punishment falls?
what do you mean? that's not what I do...
LIES!! ALL LIES!!