A New EB Tavern

[The Celtic Viking]

You can't do that! You're supposed to listen to my rants and raves, cheer me up when I feel blue and keep 'em coming - not make up lies! Not unless they're to cheer me up - like telling me how good I look, how big my Petter-Nicklas is or how extremely intelligent I am. Of course, those examples suck as neither of them is a lie, but you get the point.

[Hooahguy]

im the bartender- i can do whatever the hell i want!
lol

[pezhetairoi]

*rises out of caipirinha-induced stupor* whuh? Fat metal ladies? wh-where? I wanna, I wanna mumblemumblemumble...

Marvin? Weren't you under that stool in the corner where I mistook you and nearly sat on you? How come you ended up in the wine cellar...

I have gotten a new love. Had my first taste of sake (cold and hot) over the weekend and wow. The hot one goes right up your nose, dude. The cold one is more elegant. :D

[Africanvs]

Vegas baby, Vegas.

[The Celtic Viking]

Keep your horny fingers away from my lady-friend, Pez! I'm warning you - she's a mean drunk, and is desi... trained to roll over spearmen like you... for self-defence, of course.

[Hooahguy]

ah-ha!
so you did try to look up her skirt!

[The Celtic Viking]

No, I've already told you, she's a mean drunk! She forced me to.

[Ibrahim]

yeah go figure celtic viking!
moral: never accuse someone of something YOU did..

[Hooahguy]

okaaaaay....
lets get off this subject and move to something better- how about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTgYAIpcA0

[Ibrahim]

AWESOME!! REALISM MOD FOR BF 2142? where can I get for my friend?

[Hooahguy]

there should be a link in the description area
glad u like it!

[General Appo]

Like what? Oh the movie. I´m sorry, I´m a bit... not drunk really, but kinda. I´ve got a fever and sometimes when I have one I just go in and write whatever I feel like, no matter how wierd and stupid. So... expect more wierdish kinda crap, until this sickness has been cleansed from by body.
Boyashakakaka!

[Hax]

Proof that you can dress up silly and still look GANGSTAH at the same time:



Yep, that's me.

[Hooahguy]

OY!
the king of all conversation killers shows his face!
BOW BEFORE THE DUKE OF DISCOURSE DEMISE!

[Ibrahim]

that isn't the first time I've seen his actual face *still enjoying the cookie*

[Wolfman]

[Ibrahim]

need me to help nail your jaws shut?

[Hooahguy]

ill help!

[Ibrahim]

*brings hammer and three inch nails*

Hooah guy! hold the guy down while I nail his jaw back in place. I know a technique where he ca talk, bu no jaw drops..

[Hooahguy]

lol!
sure!
*bangs Wolfman's jaw shut*

[Ibrahim]

*nails the jaws shut in uch a cool and swift manner that the man feels no pain*

now you are saved! your jaw will be stiff and sore for a while, but it will eventually be as mobile as ever!
assistant for you

[General Appo]

Proof that you can dress up silly and still look GANGSTAH at the same time:



Yep, that's me.

After 3 hours of careful study and consulting several experts, I´m still not sure if that is indeed a human being, and if so, of what sex it is.

[Ibrahim]

that's hax allright. clearly male. I've seen 2 other photos of him: one with a girl (proving he is a male), and the other with him balancing a large spoon or ladle on his nose (proving he is indeed human). the oly thing strange in my eyes is the way he dressed on all 3 occasions, not that I care-its his choice.(I honestly think he looks fitting in his apparel)

[Wolfman]

Looks at Ibrahim and Hooahguy. Thanks guys have some rounds on me and here's some shiny red balloons . Sorry Hax not to be offensive but for a minute i had a hard time figuring out whether that was you or a girl what with all that hair. Now back to writing if i can only get past that writers block.

[Africanvs]

I wish I had pimp hair like Hax! Rockin' the Ren Faire like a true G.

By the way, who's this loser?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Me at the Trevi Fountain ;)

[The Celtic Viking]

Africanvs, long hair is not for you. What you need is a big hat and a LOT of bling-bling. And a G-pose, with a gun in your hand. The only bottles you should have should be visibly OE, and you should be drinking it. Don't forget to have more colourful clothes (you really want to stand out) and a badass attitude. Do that and thank me later.

While we're in to guessing games, who's this?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Seriously, who is that? I've never seen him in my life!

[Hax]

You don't know how often I get this conversation:

"Good day, Miss."
"What do you mean, miss?"
"... I'm sorry, I have a cold"

Also, my hair is like awesome.

[General Appo]

You don't know how often I get this conversation:

"Good day, Miss."
"What do you mean, miss?"
"... I'm sorry, I have a cold"

Also, my hair is like awesome.

Let me guess, you are/want to be a homosexual lumberjack?

[Hax]

Nah. I dislike chopping down trees with steel things.

THEY ARE MY FRIENDS -hugtree-

[Hooahguy]

LIBERAL!
LOL