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    tell me about it.
    well, at least france is getting owned (still smouldering over 97-98)
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    This is awaiting the Netherlands if they win the Tournament:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 


    If not:
    Last edited by Ayce; 06-17-2008 at 22:29.

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    you're soft- reciprocate: he made a romania.justgotowned.com , you do same, only netherlands.

    actually, I prefer staying away from football feuds
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    I feel a bit sorry for Romania though. I'd rather seen Romania through than Italy <_<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibrahim View Post
    you're soft- reciprocate: he made a romania.justgotowned.com , you do same, only netherlands.

    actually, I prefer staying away from football feuds
    Nah, I like how the Netherlands play. I planning an italy.justgotowned.com for the quarter finals.

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    You guys can have your football. I'm waiting for Fedor to kick Sylvia's ass.


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    jeez!
    get off "football!"
    a free beer to everyone if we stop this dull conversation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayce View Post
    Nah, I like how the Netherlands play. I planning an italy.justgotowned.com for the quarter finals.
    well, for some reason the website isn't working anymore....
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    You need to do better than that, hooahguy...

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    hmm.....
    a free beer and some apple pi3?
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    pi3? what's pi3?never heard of it, I don't know what the heck you are talking about
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    piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and a BOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!
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    hehehe. glad you saw you misspelled...
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    watch this one too:
    http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid...tman-and-robin

    that guy cracks me up...I've been recovering for days now..
    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

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    tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!

    "We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode " -alBernameg

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    I will NOT pull me pants down-not for you, mom, dad, or a wife if I get married...YOU GET THE IDEA!!
    I'm way too shy for my own good aren't I?
    Last edited by Ibrahim; 06-19-2008 at 22:45.
    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

    my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).

    tired of ridiculous trouble with walking animations? then you need my brand newmotion capture for the common man!

    "We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode " -alBernameg

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    You don't need to pull them down; it's enough if you just refrain from putting them on in the first place. That's what I do, anyway.

    Oh, and shyness is best treated by putting yourself out there, you know.

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    well, I'll keep mine on-anyways, I'll have a coke and a serving of shawerma-the Nostalgia critic insulted all big nosed-poeple, and I wanna eat till I forget the insult *still covers his nose in shame*
    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

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    "We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode " -alBernameg

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    ooo- i had shawarma today! it was so good!
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    before you rub it in-just get the shawarma and coke.
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    Rub what in? o.O are you wearing your pants?

    We should all become gaesatae like Viking. If my theory holds true, we will soon be unable to tell each other apart after a few glasses of alcohol each...

    *slices a shawarma for you* here you go, Ibrahim. As for coke... *plops a can on table* self-service, yo.


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    *enters and sees celtic viking aproaching whitout pants to Ibrahim and hoahguy *

    Oh "fecal matter"!! I think I entered to the wrong tavern , emm...I'll leave you guys alone...

    *sneaks out to safety again*
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    thanks!! *still apaulled, Ibrahim resorted to iron pants-covered in diamonds**then eats shawarma and drinks de-tox coke*
    I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.

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    "We have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that if we put the belonging to, in the I don't know what, all gas lines will explode " -alBernameg

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    any of you guys play MP??? it would be cool as hell to be able to battle one of you guys (excluiding the celtic viking...that guy still freaks me out...)


    just kidding as long as you stand that side of the red line it's fine whit me...
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    I suck at it (still relatively new). I've only oned the game (RTW) for 12 months (not yet 365 days). I only played the first multiplayer games in late may, and cut it out by may 24..
    that was how bad I suc

    --------me------- other players
    wins 1---------- 7(official in tourney)12(in total)

    casualties ~40,000-------45,000 (they almost always out numbered me- by one, maybe 200 men, save urial, always by 3-600 men)

    average loss rate 60&#37;--------60% (I sound withdraw rather than see the consequences of a F** up right wing, so usually it ended with similar percentages)

    my only time was vs. Uriel, and he had sweboz (hardly surprising-I had Baktria). there was this fight with Burakuku that was epic in proportions: 83% vs 63% casualties, me with 2300 to his 2400 men (romans, polybian). I almost won that-then I lost the cavalry fight-with predictable consequences..

    *hides his face in shame*
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    Default why the white death is known as the....

    oh, and check this out:

    Quote Originally Posted by Bouketsu View Post
    Lost my first and only campaign with the Lusotannan.
    Made a few mistakes however. :/ I expanded in completely the wrong way. Instead of going south to occupy the regions that pumped out good Iberian infantry, I decided to expand along the coast to have an easily defended position against the Karthadastim. Eventually that lead to my fall however, the Karth got all of the heavy infantry producing settlements and I was stuck with mostly celtic provinces that had MIC that were pumping out mediocre infantry... I thought that maybe once the Romans got their game rolling I could perhaps take the upper hand as the Karth would probably have their hands full but fate decided to go the other way. The White Death just plowed right through the Italian peninsula and to my dismay I was surrounded within a few years and the stacks would not cease. It was the only time I saw things as completely hopeless, and it taught me a lesson to NEVER rely on another faction to turn the game around for you. :P

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    why carthage is known as the S***** faction (yes, 6 letters, not 4) around my friends. they come at you, and spread the white death/ money all over Africa and even Italia, ruining the Lusitani, and making my life as the bloods (you guessed it-the romani) a living hell.. did I mention the Ptolemaioi have a bad day with them as well? its unfloding like history, and the bloods need to trim the white death. (no not at their thread-that would be very rude)
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    What was all that about. Carthage are pushovers in any of my games. Hmmph. I steamroller them with strategy, not tactics.

    White death? Pshaw. Most of the time they don't even get a chance to hurl more than their starting elephants at me before their elephant-producing provinces have been raided, razed, and raped.

    Of course, sometimes I DO miss out one or two... ._.

    Incidentally, anyone read this: http://superherodiaries.com before? It's a darned funny blog. :D


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    Quote Originally Posted by pezhetairoi View Post
    Rub what in? o.O are you wearing your pants?

    We should all become gaesatae like Viking. If my theory holds true, we will soon be unable to tell each other apart after a few glasses of alcohol each...
    Hail, brother Pez, One who has seen The Light™, One who knows The Truth™! Keep spreading the Good Word™, and eventually these uncivilized brutes will see it too. Never lose hope - the tradition must live on!

    I'm not so sure about that part about not being able to tell people apart, though. I imagine that Ibrahim looks somewhat like Chewbacca (why else would he hide under steel pants?!) which is quite different to the General's pasty white skin and blonde hair. It would take a lot of alcohol for me to mix those two up. Not that it matters when I'm that drunk, though...

    Quote Originally Posted by ||Lz3||
    excluiding the celtic viking...that guy still freaks me out...
    Well, I do have the Frightens Infantry trait...
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    hey guys!
    Hear it from Bob: and EB comedy video

    i mention the tavern in the movie......
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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    hey guys!
    Hear it from Bob: and EB comedy video

    i mention the tavern in the movie......

    what????that made no sense..a mac commercial, a bartixian landing at 11 in Roma, and lastly a boost?
    no your stuttering is fine. lots of famous poeple stuttered: Jefferson did
    otherwise, not bad, cracked me up..
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    Your voice is REALLY low, you know? O_O
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