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**Ibrahim** · 07-13-2008, 04:09

I'm guessing the guy with the really horrible smile in the middle

as for my laotop, the screen needs fixing. I've been using an externa moniter for a while..

**Hooahguy** · 07-13-2008, 04:23

what are ur specs?

btw, i fixed my "k" key- before it was stuck. fixed it by banging on it a lot of times.

**Ibrahim** · 07-13-2008, 04:47

up to date. the screen is broken

and i do not know why it broke-found it that way

as for other news, Edward R spoofs are funny..

**||Lz3||** · 07-13-2008, 05:25

pez! you're alive!

ouch with the screen ib... at least you don't have to change ze whole laptop

@hoah, love can solve everything *smacks ze computer*

**Ibrahim** · 07-13-2008, 08:47

I didn't say replace the laptop-just fix it only. big diff

you're owned.

**Ibrahim** · 07-13-2008, 09:21

oh, and I'll start making random comic insults aimed at a different arab nationalities (I'm arab, I got the right to), in my dialect of Arabic, and dare you to guess its meaning, without use of a translator. here I go (actually, this was a common set of jokes in Kuwait in my school. even the poeple it is aimed at laughed-mostly because practically every nationality got dissed):

-ya ret fi maghribi bitkallam arabi

-ya ret ma fi suri lawahdo

-ya ret low ma fi libnani bitfalsaf

-ya ret low fi kuwaiti mutwadi3

-ya ret low ma fi urduni mitjannis (well, that's how most arabs view this country's westernization)

-ya ret fi filistini ma ilosh adiyye
(I just insulted my group)

-ya ret fi imarati fa'eer

-ya ret sudani ma bithbahish znuj (I added that)

-ya ret low fi masri sakit

I'll give the answers by day: tomorrow, I'll answer the first, after tomorrow the second, and so on..

**Olaf The Great** · 07-13-2008, 13:27

I hate myspace.

My Best friend Britanny MADE me one, and my other bestfriend Jamie been messing with it.

I think I'm the only teenager in existence that is controlled by 3 dominating girls :P

**||Lz3||** · 07-13-2008, 19:09

too right mate , myspace is annoying... a<nd boring.. but well at least you can meet hot crazy girls from the other side of the planet!

Originally Posted by Ibrahim

I didn't say replace the laptop-just fix it only. big diff

you're owned.

I didn't say that either... I said that at least you dont have to replace it

**General Appo** · 07-13-2008, 19:35

Originally Posted by ||Lz3||

too right mate , myspace is annoying... a<nd boring.. but well at least you can meet hot crazy girls from the other side of the planet!

And 40 year old guys living with their mothers in the appartment next to you claiming to be a hot crazy girl from the other side of the planet, and who manage to trick you into sharing the costs for her flight from Barbados, she pays the trip to you, you pay the trip back, plus a loan on 10,000$ for certain expanses, but she promises to pay you back once she meets you. She tells you to post the ticket to a certain adress that strangely enough appears to be almost identical to your own, but she tells you not to worry, and you don´t. 2 weeks later you still havn´t heard from her, but at least the neighbour has got a nice tan.
Broke my heart she did.

**russia almighty** · 07-16-2008, 07:25

For our foreign fiends

In Standard American Spoken English "shit" can also mean more than poop.

For example,

"the shit" refers to something being cool. "Russia almighty is the shit."

"shit" can also mean a concept, person, thing. "The Persian Cataphract wants to fuck that shit" in reference to a camel kataphraktoi. Or, "fuck that shit" in reference to me and Thai tranny porn.

"Fuck" can also mean no, not cool etc. When I said "fuck that shit" in reference to Thai tranny porn, I meant that it isn't cool and I do not want to watch or think about the concept of it.

**||Lz3||** · 07-16-2008, 07:31

street talk lessons from Russia almighty , hell yeah!

guess I learned something

I thought it could be something like that , that's why you don't use a lot of common talk with foreigners

**Olaf The Great** · 07-16-2008, 10:08

Originally Posted by russia almighty

For our foreign fiends

In Standard American Spoken English "shit" can also mean more than poop.

For example,

"the shit" refers to something being cool. "Russia almighty is the shit."

"shit" can also mean a concept, person, thing. "The Persian Cataphract wants to fuck that shit" in reference to a camel kataphraktoi. Or, "fuck that shit" in reference to me and Thai tranny porn.

"Fuck" can also mean no, not cool etc. When I said "fuck that shit" in reference to Thai tranny porn, I meant that it isn't cool and I do not want to watch or think about the concept of it.

Well fuck your shit!