A New EB Tavern

[Ibrahim]

I didn't say replace the laptop-just fix it only. big diff
you're owned.

[Ibrahim]

oh, and I'll start making random comic insults aimed at a different arab nationalities (I'm arab, I got the right to), in my dialect of Arabic, and dare you to guess its meaning, without use of a translator. here I go (actually, this was a common set of jokes in Kuwait in my school. even the poeple it is aimed at laughed-mostly because practically every nationality got dissed):

-ya ret fi maghribi bitkallam arabi

-ya ret ma fi suri lawahdo

-ya ret low ma fi libnani bitfalsaf

-ya ret low fi kuwaiti mutwadi3

-ya ret low ma fi urduni mitjannis (well, that's how most arabs view this country's westernization)

-ya ret fi filistini ma ilosh adiyye
(I just insulted my group)

-ya ret fi imarati fa'eer

-ya ret sudani ma bithbahish znuj (I added that)

-ya ret low fi masri sakit

I'll give the answers by day: tomorrow, I'll answer the first, after tomorrow the second, and so on..

[Olaf The Great]

I hate myspace.

My Best friend Britanny MADE me one, and my other bestfriend Jamie been messing with it.

I think I'm the only teenager in existence that is controlled by 3 dominating girls :P

[||Lz3||]

too right mate , myspace is annoying... a<nd boring.. but well at least you can meet hot crazy girls from the other side of the planet!

I didn't say replace the laptop-just fix it only. big diff
you're owned.

I didn't say that either... I said that at least you dont have to replace it

[General Appo]

too right mate , myspace is annoying... a<nd boring.. but well at least you can meet hot crazy girls from the other side of the planet!

And 40 year old guys living with their mothers in the appartment next to you claiming to be a hot crazy girl from the other side of the planet, and who manage to trick you into sharing the costs for her flight from Barbados, she pays the trip to you, you pay the trip back, plus a loan on 10,000$ for certain expanses, but she promises to pay you back once she meets you. She tells you to post the ticket to a certain adress that strangely enough appears to be almost identical to your own, but she tells you not to worry, and you don´t. 2 weeks later you still havn´t heard from her, but at least the neighbour has got a nice tan.
Broke my heart she did.

[Ibrahim]

And 40 year old guys living with their mothers in the appartment next to you claiming to be a hot crazy girl from the other side of the planet, and who manage to trick you into sharing the costs for her flight from Barbados, she pays the trip to you, you pay the trip back, plus a loan on 10,000$ for certain expanses, but she promises to pay you back once she meets you. She tells you to post the ticket to a certain adress that strangely enough appears to be almost identical to your own, but she tells you not to worry, and you don´t. 2 weeks later you still havn´t heard from her, but at least the neighbour has got a nice tan.
Broke my heart she did.

she's a bitch for doing that Appo... take revenge
man I'm evil.

anyways, no one bothered guessing the first joke in the stuff I posted?
well, as promised I'll start with the first statement, and continue tomorrow:

1-"I wish there was a moroccan who can speak arabic"

[Havok.]

me again

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and again

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[Hooahguy]

in that first pic, the guy between u and the girl looks remarkably like a friend of mine.....
O.o

[Havok.]

the blond guy is me, if you talkin about the one at the left lol...
do you have a pic of your friend there?

[russia almighty]

HAVOK YOU BETTER BE HITTING THAT SHIT ON THE RIGHT IN THE FIRST PIC

[Hax]

In Russia Almighty, shit hits you !!

[Olaf The Great]

In Russia Almighty, shit hits you !!

I lol'd

Russia's last post reminds me of what is yelled at me on a daily basis.

[Hax]

That's the Scandinavian obsession with feces for you, folks!

[Olaf The Great]

That's the Scandinavian obsession with feces for you, folks!

I find that offensive!

I was referring to the "Hitting" part :P

[Havok.]

HAVOK YOU BETTER BE HITTING THAT SHIT ON THE RIGHT IN THE FIRST PIC

she ain't shit >.>'

[||Lz3||]

she ain't shit >.>'

true... IMO that was offensive >.< (even if she's half emo )
>.>
<.<


hey look at this... I call it "Kingdom of heaven" (anyone saw the film )

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oh and here's another picture of me... well its 2 years old ,but I'm to lazy to resize and bla bla a recent one

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[Havok.]

Where do you live Lz3?

and i'll just ignore what russia said, dont wanna stress mah head in here >.>

[||Lz3||]

guess... I'm bout' 8-9 hours of flight time from Brasilia and 4 hours flight time away from Portland oregon, oh and I'm on GTM -5 (that would be central time in the us).

[Havok.]

Thanks god someone knows that Brazil's capital is Brasilia and not Buenos Aires as most northmen persons do

and no clue of where you live, but i have some guesses

[russia almighty]

Havok...I was saying you need to make sweet love to her.


Don't give me the friend zone bs. Friends who fuck together stay together.

[Havok.]

Havok...I was saying you need to make sweet love to her.


Don't give me the friend zone bs. Friends who fuck together stay together.

Heh, ok

[Emperor Burakuku]

Russia, you give sex advice to Brasilians? They fuck like rabbits!

[Olaf The Great]

Havok...I was saying you need to make sweet love to her.


Don't give me the friend zone bs. Friends who fuck together stay together.

The "Friend zone" don't exist fool.

[||Lz3||]

The "Friend zone" don't exist fool.

actually it does... in certain ocasions

[Havok.]

Russia, you give sex advice to Brasilians? They fuck like rabbits!

Not sure about you meant with that but it doesn't sounds nice to me mate....

[||Lz3||]

Not sure about you meant with that but it doesn't sounds nice to me mate....

that's the common bealif about brazilians..., blame E!

[Havok.]

Amazing to see that some people still tend to use common belif to judge other peoples

frustrating indeed



ohh well

[||Lz3||]

haha just kidding bro

changing subject, how much does it cost a ticket for a movie over there (to anyone...wherever you guys might live) , cause over here it cost only 3.5 US dls , and last time I went to the US I went to the cinema and it costed 8 DLS!! WHAT!?(well...it was the movie "300" so...I guess it was worth it :P)

I was expecting something diferent since, well... US is were most of the movies (well at least here ) are made , so it was a surprise that it costed twice! and here with me they even come subtitled ! ...

[dominique]

13$ + a writ in blood and a spare kidney (that's the 5$ for the gallon of flat pepsi they serve nowadays)

It was for Mongol. It was worth it, though.

(That's in Montreal, Canada)

[||Lz3||]

too bloody right mate!

last day I payed 6 US dls for some popcorns , and a soda considering the fact that the actual ticket costed $3

thats a scam...