A New EB Tavern

**General Appo** · 07-13-2008, 19:35

Originally Posted by ||Lz3||

too right mate , myspace is annoying... a<nd boring.. but well at least you can meet hot crazy girls from the other side of the planet!

And 40 year old guys living with their mothers in the appartment next to you claiming to be a hot crazy girl from the other side of the planet, and who manage to trick you into sharing the costs for her flight from Barbados, she pays the trip to you, you pay the trip back, plus a loan on 10,000$ for certain expanses, but she promises to pay you back once she meets you. She tells you to post the ticket to a certain adress that strangely enough appears to be almost identical to your own, but she tells you not to worry, and you don´t. 2 weeks later you still havn´t heard from her, but at least the neighbour has got a nice tan.
Broke my heart she did.

**Ibrahim** · 07-13-2008, 21:08

Originally Posted by General Appo

And 40 year old guys living with their mothers in the appartment next to you claiming to be a hot crazy girl from the other side of the planet, and who manage to trick you into sharing the costs for her flight from Barbados, she pays the trip to you, you pay the trip back, plus a loan on 10,000$ for certain expanses, but she promises to pay you back once she meets you. She tells you to post the ticket to a certain adress that strangely enough appears to be almost identical to your own, but she tells you not to worry, and you don´t. 2 weeks later you still havn´t heard from her, but at least the neighbour has got a nice tan.
Broke my heart she did.

she's a bitch for doing that Appo... take revenge

man I'm evil.

anyways, no one bothered guessing the first joke in the stuff I posted?
well, as promised I'll start with the first statement, and continue tomorrow:

1-"I wish there was a moroccan who can speak arabic"