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    Stranger in a strange land Moderator Hooahguy's Avatar
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    just start talking about interesting things if you want to end the trend.
    hehe a rhyme!

    btw gen appo-
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    *stands up, dusts off cobwebs, and takes one last sip of orange juice from a silver mug*

    Damnit, I have to go to work. And clean the bathroom today.... Stupid, dirty germs. Maybe if I imagine the germs are not germs at all, but in fact Romans, I might find my job much more enjoyable. My bottle of Mr. Clean and that dirty sponge thirst for Roman blood!

    DEUS VULT!!!!!!
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    *thread dies*

    *hooahguy gives CPR*

    ok, joke time!

    what is the shortest book in history?
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    the list of 20th century italian war heroes.


    what is missing from rap?
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    the "c" in front of it


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    Man, I'm going to re-use that rap joke for the rest of my life! Btw, I'm not going to bother to give you the credit for coming up with it, Hooahguy.
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    thanks.....
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    I actually sat their for a while asking myself, "What's c-rap?" before it dawned on me.
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    lol

    another one, but you will only get it if you drink vodka, i guess.

    a man is very drunk. as hes staggering through the streets, he kicks a bottle over and out comes a genie. the genie will grant him one wish. the man says, "i want to pee out vodka instead of urine."
    the genie grants it and behold, he pees out the best vodka hes ever tasted!
    he runs home to his wife, and she cant belive the story.
    he pees in a glass and she agrees that its the best vodka ever.
    so evrey night he got out 2 glasses and pees in them, and they drank it.
    one night he only takes out 1 glass.
    his wife says "why did you only take out 1 glass? i want some too."
    he replies, "because tonight, honey, youre drinking out of the bottle."
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    Shame indeed.

    Man it´s hot here, much too hot to be outside, and much too hot be inside. Stupid heat.
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    I don't come here a lot any more. You know why? Because you suck. That's right, I'm talking to you. Your annoying attitude, bad grammar, illogical arguments, false beliefs and pathetic attempts at humour have driven me and many other nice people from this forum. You should feel ashamed. Report here at once to recieve your punishment. Scumbag.

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