lol

another one, but you will only get it if you drink vodka, i guess.

a man is very drunk. as hes staggering through the streets, he kicks a bottle over and out comes a genie. the genie will grant him one wish. the man says, "i want to pee out vodka instead of urine."
the genie grants it and behold, he pees out the best vodka hes ever tasted!
he runs home to his wife, and she cant belive the story.
he pees in a glass and she agrees that its the best vodka ever.
so evrey night he got out 2 glasses and pees in them, and they drank it.
one night he only takes out 1 glass.
his wife says "why did you only take out 1 glass? i want some too."
he replies, "because tonight, honey, youre drinking out of the bottle."