A New EB Tavern

[General Appo]

*Wakes up, sees TCV throwing up in the corner while trying to drink at the same time, resulting in some very amusing gestures. Tries to get up but collapes of laughter and falls on TCV´s broken bottle*

[Hax]

This -is- weird indeed. Apparently, the only install not working for me is the Americas campaign. The other three work fine.

[General Appo]

I had the exactly same problem at my first try. After I´d uninstalled everything and tried again it worked good.

[Hax]

Hmm, no. I'm getting a cyclic redundancecontrol error. Like the file itself is corrupt.

[General Appo]

Hmmmm... stupid CA for doing the whole separate campaigns stuff. The Apaches are my favourite faction of all Kingdoms campaign, so you are really missing out on something. The Spanish are pretty good as well, nothing quite like using 4 culverins and 5 musketeers to blow away a couple of thousands of Aztecs and Mayans. Until the Apaches comes with their riding gunmen that is. Freaking killers them guys.

[Hooahguy]

At least CIA aren´t secretely flying refugees from your backyard. Honestly, I live next to a airport where armed CIA agents previously flew a couple of middle-eastern refugees that were possible criminals, either back to their own countries for torture and stuff or to Guantanamo for... well, torture and stuff.
Now they ain´t officialy doing that anymore, but then I must ask you, who the hell is using a big ass plane 02.00 waking me from my sleep!? The airport ain´t got any flights then, the goverment´s plane is a really small plane that barely makes any noise, and the airport doesn´t respond to mails or phonecalls regarding those flights (honestly, I phoned and talked to them, they just got me some boss who said "I don´t know what you´re talking about" no matter what I said).
Stupid CIA, waking me in the middle of the night. If they have to illegally move refugees can´t they at least do it quitely without waking the entire neighbourhood?

dude- careful- no politics.......

[Hax]

Easy there, hooah. Nobody got further into it, let it just be there. I think everyone knows now.

[Hooahguy]

[insert quote from some famous guy about being careful here]

[Hax]

Still, I don't think Appo was paving the way for a political discussion. He just was complaining of the loud sounds the airplanes made. If you disagree with any statements he put in that post, just send him a pm.

[The Celtic Viking]

*Stops vomiting*

Ugh. There must be something wrong with this beer. It doesn't taste right.

*Steals hax's drink, but quickly spits it out*

Yuch!! What the hell was that crap? Milk?! Far be it for me to expect people to drink alcohol at a bloody bar! At least you could've warned me before I nicked that volatile brew! That would've been the decent thing to do.

Guess I'll just have to buy some new scotch. Sigh. *Steals money from Appo while he's down*

[Ibrahim]

well, come back and find TCV, G.Appo, and that gy over there bleeding to death al on the floor?
blody losers*goes to bartender's are"

a vanilla coke plz..*sit's on the barstool and falls asleep after a big headache, and long travel*

[General Appo]

dude- careful- no politics.......

Politics? Dude, they wake me up in the middlle of the night! That should be enough to cause a war between our two nations. Stupid pussy Swedish goverment, letting them wake me up in the middle of the night. Either fly them in broad daylight and do it openly, or don´t do it at all. I´m tired of all this sneaking around and stuff, what the hell is the point of it if they´re then gonna start up the mods badass airplan ever and wake the entire neighbourhood?

Also, didn´t we have a big politics discussion a few pages back and nodoby complained? As long as we keep it civil, I don´t see the problem. And no, I wasn´t being political, I was being pissed at being waked in the middle of the night just because some Iranian who might once have sold meat to Usama Bin-Ladins uncles wife has to be secretely flown somewhere for "interrogation".

[Hooahguy]

we had a political debate ealier?
i dont remember that....

[Ibrahim]

the political debate was about political debate I guess.

as for being awoken at nigt: Appo, the invented earmuffs for sucke...mean unfortunates like you.

*leaves appo bleading on the floor still*

[Megas Methuselah]

*stumbles back into the tavern in exhaustion and hears a loud crack, realizing that Appo's face in right under his foot*

Oh sorry, dude. Didn't see you lying there. Hope I didn't break your nose.

*Appo's knocked unconscious and doesn't respond*

Yeah, you'll be ok. Hey bartender, gimme some orange juice, eh?

[Bootsiuv]

Hehe....politics and booze don't mix well friends...

To hell with it all I say....give me a rum n coke plz...light on the coke.

[The Celtic Viking]

*Sneaks in some unidentified pills I found on the floor in Bootsiuv's drink when he's not looking*

Welcome back!

*Notices Appo*

What? Can't hold his liquor again? Tss.

[General Appo]

We did have somewhat of a political discussion, starting further down on this page https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...=102802&page=8 and... what? What are you all looking at? *notices the broken bottle still attached to my internal organs* Eh, what the heck.
Bartender, another round of whatever I´ve been drinking to make me feel this bad.

[Havok.]

BANG YOUR HEAD against stone walls of course

[||Lz3||]

you really like banging your head against the wall don't you?

in which city do you live appo? perhaps I can spy on you with google earth

(if after all those drinks you still remember where you live )

[Havok.]

you really like banging your head against the wall don't you?

in which city do you live appo? perhaps I can spy on you with google earth

(if after all those drinks you still remember where you live )

Thas right! banging head against stone walls is awesome, as getting our arses drunk !



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since plastic comes from Oil, and with plastic we make computers, without Oil how da hell we'll make computers? vegetables? or this could be the end of the computer age?

[Rilder]

Got a copy of MTW:VI today from Goozex (trading site thing)

Doog times tbh.

[||Lz3||]

MTW VI?? wtf?

and feel the roman power! (depiction of battle of zama ... amazing)

and this is for the laughs "ken lee!!!!"

[General Appo]

in which city do you live appo? perhaps I can spy on you with google earth

(if after all those drinks you still remember where you live )

Well, it´s got something to do with Ssssssssssss...............




I think. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... yeah, S somethink.
Swef..swer...sweden! Yeah, and then there is some mores sss´sssss... Well, Ill try and lok it uip.

[The Celtic Viking]

Perhaps you're thinking of Scandinavia?

[pezhetairoi]

OMG Bootsiuv! You're back! Welcome! You won't believe the things this Tavern has gone through, nor will you believe that this Tavern has gone through three incarnations?

[Rilder]

MTW VI?? wtf?

You know the one before RTW. :P

I got it for old times sake.

[Bootsiuv]

Hehe....well, this forum needed one of these....they're a good way to get to know people and make new friends.

I'm happy to see that the tavern lives on. And Pez is still our humble tavernkeeper, no less. :P

[Bootsiuv]

You know the one before RTW. :P

I got it for old times sake.

A wonderful game for its time....I would say the original MTW is one of my all time favorite games because it introduced me to the total war series, which eventually led me to discovering this mod.

That being said, I simply can't play it anymore. RTW's 3D battlefields have spoiled me. I must admit I prefer the RTW style of campaign map as well. I like to be able to pick the place of my battles and such.

Interestingly enough, I've heard several people say they prefer the old style of campaign map. To each his own I suppose.

[Hooahguy]

welcome back boots!
meanwhile- i have updated my AAR- finally!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...63#post1978163