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    Good. What about Micronesia or Tuvalu? We can use the natives as slaves.

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    Satalextos Basileus Seron Member satalexton's Avatar
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    D= no slaves, I'm an emperor of benevolence, i will purge the world of unjust. i shall destroy all the corrupt and rebuild a kind happy world from the ruins.




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    Benevolence? That's not profitable!
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    oh yes it is profitable, i suggest you reread my statement there >_> consider that as your 'job application' to be my chancellor...




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    can I be the usurper? I promiss you wont feel the blade...
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    *sigh*
    boring.....
    *yawn*

    anyone else here throw away their TV after playing EB? i did.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by satalexton View Post
    oh yes it is profitable, i suggest you reread my statement there >_> consider that as your 'job application' to be my chancellor...
    How you're gonna make money paying these high salaries? Whip and get it free.

    I promise to build palace. Palace of orgies. Please accept application.

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    hoah! I demand you to answer my question!

    how in hell you got your shiny cool CoH badge? :P
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    type in "code of honor" or s/t like that in the main forum search. then post in that hread that you accept the code,then the next time they update it, you will be added....
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    Quote Originally Posted by satalexton View Post
    D= no slaves, I'm an emperor of benevolence, i will purge the world of unjust. i shall destroy all the corrupt and rebuild a kind happy world from the ruins.
    Do concubines count? If not, then I'll spend the money from our first year in government building The Great Harem. Only people who make the secret sign, give the secret handshake, shows me their secret ring (as it were...), and can find the key will be let in.

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    ahh yes, when I'm emperor. I'll legalize polygamy and introduce miniskirts to all female civil servants!




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    Quote Originally Posted by satalexton View Post
    ahh yes, when I'm emperor. I'll legalize polygamy and introduce miniskirts to all female civil servants!
    Not ALL... only the fit ones. We should also follow Ali G's immigration policy: only letn the fit ones in, thereby killing two stones with one bird, innit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by satalexton View Post
    ahh yes, when I'm emperor. I'll legalize polygamy and introduce miniskirts to all female civil servants!
    I think it's a little sexist of you to not require all male civil servants to wear miniskirts as well.

    By the way, did you notice that I retook my balloon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by satalexton View Post
    ahh yes, when I'm emperor. I'll legalize polygamy and introduce miniskirts to all female civil servants!
    ooo ooo! im with you on that one!
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    I sense a disturbing abundance of frustrated spotty computer computer nerds who a have yet to lose their virginity but instead of doing something about it surfs the internet for "interesting" stuff 3 hours a day.
    Luckily I´m not one of them (seeing as I´m not spotty).
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    I don't come here a lot any more. You know why? Because you suck. That's right, I'm talking to you. Your annoying attitude, bad grammar, illogical arguments, false beliefs and pathetic attempts at humour have driven me and many other nice people from this forum. You should feel ashamed. Report here at once to recieve your punishment. Scumbag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by General Appo View Post
    who a have yet to lose their virginity
    ehm, i have.... so i guess im not a computer nerd...
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    Quote Originally Posted by satalexton View Post
    D= no slaves, I'm an emperor of benevolence, i will purge the world of unjust. i shall destroy all the corrupt and rebuild a kind happy world from the ruins.
    Too soon....
    Too soon Executus...
    What is the meaning of this..intrusion
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