A New EB Tavern

[Che Roriniho]

disband the government and return the power to the monarchy? >_>

Nah, just split the USA into seperate states, thus returning the economy into something approaching sensible on both sides of the atlantic, which will stop the need to have constant Beurocracy in every facet in modern life. Did you know, that last year, the BBC spent over £100 million of tax-payers money on management consultants? The sooner we get that unelected berk Brown out of Power, the better, but who will replace him? I for one want Boris Johnson, but that's not going to happen until he stops being mayor of London. which is a shame, as he's the only roughly sensible person in politics, even if he does speak crap some of the time. But credit where it's due, I can't think of anyone else in politics who dare's to speak their mind.

Oh, and tell Israel to piss off out of Palestine. They were there first, you dickheads, so you invading them is ILLEGAL. We know you've had it bad in the past, but besieging an entire country isn't going to stop it. And I'm part Jewish, so I'm not anti-semitic, before you start tha particular species of Bullshit.

Thankyou. Oh, and don't get me started on the US government. Don't even go there.

[Ibrahim]

enough now che, if you want to talk political stuff, go to the backroon (@ hax: I wasn't talking it, its just personal stuff).

anyways, I'm still waiting for my coke, while savoring mike phelp's victory over the french. I wish I had the "X got owned" website.

[Che Roriniho]

enough now che, if you want to talk political stuff, go to the backroon (@ hax: I wasn't talking it, its just personal stuff).

anyways, I'm still waiting for my coke, while savoring mike phelp's victory over the french. I wish I had the "X got owned" website.

*phume*

Barman. I have reached a level which I never thought possible. I need... *whispers* The Special Stuff.

[Rilder]

I have reached a level which I never thought possible.

You mean level 2?

[Havok.]

Gut musik

[Megas Methuselah]

Oh, btw, thanks for asking, England was very nice. FU*KERS!!!!

England was NICE?! Really?! I distincly remember you claiming on several different occasions that the women are dogs/shit-faced. Heh heh, where's the fun in that? C'mon man, I mean, what's the point of going to the bars pubs, if the women look and smell exactly like the men? Oh the shame, the shame of having the wake up in the morning next to a slobbering mutt!!!!

[satalexton]

either i've played too much EB...or i have the strange urge to gether together some followers, and start my own island monarchy....swallow up some 'rebel settlements'...and carve an empire of my own.

I'll be a just ruler, i promise =] any takers?

[Megas Methuselah]

I'll volounteer to be your Lord and Master: King of Kings!!!

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

Can I be the Chancellor?

[satalexton]

if you are good at logistics, resources and the general stuff that keeps our stacks healthy while out displacing the various 'factions' of the world....

I'll be the emperor of earth, and you can be the chancellor of earth then =D

=[ we need somewhere to start first.

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

Good. What about Micronesia or Tuvalu? We can use the natives as slaves.

[satalexton]

D= no slaves, I'm an emperor of benevolence, i will purge the world of unjust. i shall destroy all the corrupt and rebuild a kind happy world from the ruins.

[Hooahguy]

Hooahguy...also... being a jew...i'm curious to know if you've been in contact with any friendly muslims, because i know you've probably been closer to real terrorism than i could ever hope to be, as an "apologetic monotheistic agnostic" (which i define as anyone who approves of some of the judaic teaching, along with some christian and muslim stuf that makes sense to me, and some budhism. ) you have more experience than me with the middle east. You've been to israel. Is the jewish law on this subject that much difference from the muslim law. (After all, the Muslims are the Jews genetic brothers, correct?)

indeed. i have at least 6-7 muslim friends(besides Ibrahim), all of whom are very nice and would never hurt anyone. hell, since muslims and jews share the same dietary laws, i have ate at thier houses with their families many times. they are really close friends to me, and i to them.
yes, two of my cousins were killed by terrorits, as well as a friend who was shot right in front of me by some muslim extremist. its been hard to keep me from saying that all muslims are evil and bad, but its definitely not true. while most muslims arent terrorists, the sad truth is that most terrorists are muslim.

@Che Roriniho- nm ill keep my rants to PM....

meanwhile, PLEASE KEEP ANY FORM OF POLITICS OUT OF HERE
thanks again!

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

Benevolence? That's not profitable!

[satalexton]

oh yes it is profitable, i suggest you reread my statement there >_> consider that as your 'job application' to be my chancellor...

[||Lz3||]

can I be the usurper? I promiss you wont feel the blade...

[Hooahguy]

*sigh*
boring.....
*yawn*

anyone else here throw away their TV after playing EB? i did.....

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

oh yes it is profitable, i suggest you reread my statement there >_> consider that as your 'job application' to be my chancellor...

How you're gonna make money paying these high salaries? Whip and get it free.

I promise to build palace. Palace of orgies. Please accept application.

[||Lz3||]

hoah! I demand you to answer my question!

how in hell you got your shiny cool CoH badge? :P

[Hooahguy]

type in "code of honor" or s/t like that in the main forum search. then post in that hread that you accept the code,then the next time they update it, you will be added....

[The Celtic Viking]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3iryBLZCOQ

Well, it's the best rap I've ever heard...

[Megas Methuselah]

no slaves, I'm an emperor of benevolence, i will purge the world of unjust. i shall destroy all the corrupt and rebuild a kind happy world from the ruins.

.... You're kidding. Man, I'm so out of this plan. Good luck, no slaves=no fun.

[||Lz3||]

guys you should really try to play MP it's really fun! (even if you get your ass kicked...<.<)

[The Celtic Viking]

*Pulls Satalexton in by his ears*

I'll teach you a lession for stealing my stuff!

*Ties him to a bench*

*Takes blue balloon*

*Pours vodka, scotch and dry martini on him*

*Lights a match and hold it to Satalexton's face*

Next time I'll have you drink it!

*Drops match*

[General Appo]

CV, no fricking fires in the Tavern. *laughs as Sata frantically attempts to estinguish the fire while running out the door and tripping* Okay, maybe a few ones.

[Hooahguy]

indeed- no fires please....

[The Celtic Viking]

This tavern is getting soft.

[Hooahguy]

well, better than being burned to the ground...

[The Celtic Viking]

Don't you trust that I have enough experience with burning people alive to keep the fire where it's wanted and under control? I mean, it's not like Sat's my first victim, though he deserved it more than most.

[Hooahguy]

nono, i meant the tavern getting burned....