A New EB Tavern

[The Celtic Viking]

And I meant that I've enough experience with this to keep that from happening.

[Che Roriniho]

D= no slaves, I'm an emperor of benevolence, i will purge the world of unjust. i shall destroy all the corrupt and rebuild a kind happy world from the ruins.

Do concubines count? If not, then I'll spend the money from our first year in government building The Great Harem. Only people who make the secret sign, give the secret handshake, shows me their secret ring (as it were...), and can find the key will be let in.

[satalexton]

ahh yes, when I'm emperor. I'll legalize polygamy and introduce miniskirts to all female civil servants!

[Che Roriniho]

ahh yes, when I'm emperor. I'll legalize polygamy and introduce miniskirts to all female civil servants!

Not ALL... only the fit ones. We should also follow Ali G's immigration policy: only letn the fit ones in, thereby killing two stones with one bird, innit?

[The Celtic Viking]

ahh yes, when I'm emperor. I'll legalize polygamy and introduce miniskirts to all female civil servants!

I think it's a little sexist of you to not require all male civil servants to wear miniskirts as well.

By the way, did you notice that I retook my balloon?

[Hooahguy]

ahh yes, when I'm emperor. I'll legalize polygamy and introduce miniskirts to all female civil servants!

ooo ooo! im with you on that one!

[General Appo]

I sense a disturbing abundance of frustrated spotty computer computer nerds who a have yet to lose their virginity but instead of doing something about it surfs the internet for "interesting" stuff 3 hours a day.
Luckily I´m not one of them (seeing as I´m not spotty).

[Olaf The Great]

D= no slaves, I'm an emperor of benevolence, i will purge the world of unjust. i shall destroy all the corrupt and rebuild a kind happy world from the ruins.

Too soon....
Too soon Executus...
What is the meaning of this..intrusion
Fool! You allow these insects to infest the Molten Core!
You have failed me!


*turns to the adventurerers*
TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURAS
BY FIRE BE PURGED!




Sorry, I can no longer here the word purge without thinking of Ragnaros.

[Hooahguy]

who a have yet to lose their virginity

ehm, i have.... so i guess im not a computer nerd...

[||Lz3||]

doing it with your hand doesn't count

[Hooahguy]

haha very funny.....

[Olaf The Great]

doing it with your hand doesn't count

By fire be purged >:(

[Che Roriniho]

doing it with your hand doesn't count

what if you're using your hand instead, if you catch my meaning?

[General Appo]

I believe that is called technical virginity, if I catch your meaning correctly.

[satalexton]

my loyal comrades, we need to displace a 'faction' from an existing 'settlement' to start our empire building, where shud we begin?
A-restore the moncarchy to china by placing me on top as emperor, then work from there
B-rig the elections in US so hilary becomes president, then bribe her over with a XXXL vibrato-9000
c-start a cult/religion/whatever and start masses of coups around the world
D-other suggestions?

[Hooahguy]

yes- give everyone a BOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Che Roriniho]

my loyal comrades, we need to displace a 'faction' from an existing 'settlement' to start our empire building, where shud we begin?
A-restore the moncarchy to china by placing me on top as emperor, then work from there
B-rig the elections in US so hilary becomes president, then bribe her over with a XXXL vibrato-9000
c-start a cult/religion/whatever and start masses of coups around the world
D-other suggestions?

I would reccomend A. plus, that would give us unlimited access to all the chinese libraries, and I Really want to find out about Zheng He's great voyages. (Read '1421', if you want to know how great china was before the beurocrats took over. A little like the world pre 1980ish.)

I am saying now though, that I will be the official keeper of the Concubines.

[satalexton]

=/ but that post's reserved for the eunuchs....

[Hooahguy]

ehm, does anyone have a copy of Company of Heroes (preferably gold edition) in good condition that they dont want anymore?
if so, if they would mail it to me id be happy to pay shipping and handling....

[Che Roriniho]

=/ but that post's reserved for the eunuchs....

Did I mention that I was thier trainer as well. I'll use the carrot and the stick. AND IN TEH GAME LOL!!!!!111!!!!!iONE!!!!!!!!

[Che Roriniho]

ehm, does anyone have a copy of Company of Heroes (preferably gold edition) in good condition that they dont want anymore?
if so, if they would mail it to me id be happy to pay shipping and handling....

I WANTSES IT!

[satalexton]

wow, how noble of you, sacrificing your knob for the common good *sniff* *takes out magnifying glass and tweezers*...you got your post.

here have a baby balloon

[Ibrahim]

I just watched the rabbit nibblers's (krolorn) videos. nice, but funny.

[Hooahguy]

korlons vids?
eh? i see no funny ones....

[Havok.]

Clann An Drumma

[Hooahguy]

you know, havok, theres just something about your posts that makes this thread die....
at least temporarily....

[||Lz3||]

he's seriously competing with hax...

hax watch out!

[AlexanderSextus]

yo has anyone ever read the comic DMZ... i became addicted to it today.. apparently in the comic, a group known as the "FREE STATES of america" Rose up sometime in the near future and took over most of the continental US, and they possesed Military equipment, M16's, Humvees, snipers. they are known as the people who occupy "New Jersey and Inland." the USA occupies DC, Virginia, Brooklyn, Queens, and Long Island. Manhattan is the De-Militarized Zone where people have to fend for themselves. And usually they end up doing better than one owould expect, re-routing power, starting Co-op gardens on NYC Rooftops, and maintaining a vegan diet due to lack of meat.


I still have to read the next three remaining issues...they're still being released and its under Vertigo/DC...

It Centers on a News Reporter whos helicopter is shot down, and who ends up living in the Manhattan DMZ.

[||Lz3||]

on a side note...

Tomorrow at 1pm (central US time -look at the bottom of the page <.<-) I'm getting 2 of my "wisdom teeth" extracted

iauch! <.<

I wont be able to eat anything solid for 36 hrs...

[Megas Methuselah]

nope...