A New EB Tavern

[||Lz3||]

are you sure you dont like wathcing them b/c of the speedos?

meh , not even the women are interesting there... they must be hydrodinamic after all

and I used to swim a lot ... I also used (and continue) to suck in there though :P

He's robot... that or he made deal with che... er... I mean devil

[Ibrahim]

meh , not even the women are interesting there... they must be hydrodinamic after all

and I used to swim a lot ... I also used (and continue) to suck in there though :P

He's robot... that or he made deal with che... er... I mean devil

ok... are you implying something about a certain tavern-topper?

and did you notice all the women look the same?

[Megas Methuselah]

Man, Bovi is so awesome!!! He should come drink in the tavern more often!!!!
Now, c'mon, we should adopt the Canadian national anthem as the tavern's official beer song!!!!!!
"Ooooooooooooh, Canadaaaa...."

Btw, watching olympic outdoor women's volleyball is great!!!!




:snowman::snowman::snowman::snowman:snowman:

[Ibrahim]

you've just blurred the line between normal celebration, and a bartix thread opening...

[The Celtic Viking]

Ok... barkeep, give me whatever the hell he got.

[Hax]

Okay.

I'm going to watch Kingdom of Heaven now.

[Ibrahim]

Okay.

I'm going to watch Kingdom of Heaven now.

beware! the kink-dom of heaven is...good.

[||Lz3||]

kingdom of heaven

[Ibrahim]

kingdom of heaven

WTF?!

[||Lz3||]

notice that the heavens belong -of course- to the mighty SPQR you"peaches"!!

and there are a lot of pesky barbarians -getai, I think hoah is involved somehow- invading our great city >.>

[Hooahguy]

counter-strike for kids

kids these days...

[Ibrahim]

the latter movie reminds me of a spike lee movie...what an arse hole..

what-did I just hear the name Hax?!

[Olaf The Great]

counter-strike for kids

kids these days...

Holla Holla get dollas?


WTF WAS THAT SHIT?

I hate that kid so much

[Hooahguy]

it jsut shows you how low todays kids have stooped. thank the lord for kids like us!

[Praetyre]

You know, the recent Lesbos thread makes me wonder.. what other groups could sue for misappropriation of their names?

I propose a coalition made up of the families of Enola Gay pilots, Baby Boomers, people who attended British public schools when the fag system was in place, British smokers, the descendants of Roman loggers (burning piles of sticks, after all..), anyone affiliated with the Dick van Dyke show, dam architects and the descendants of ancient Greeks, annoyed at the simultaneous misappropriation of the words for "man", "same" and "fear".

[Hooahguy]

hm, Praetyre, you must be new to the tavern. a free beer for you!

about your post, another name could be Pen Island....

[Praetyre]

Thank you.. I'm not much of a drinker, but what the hey.

Speaking of names, they apparently changed it, but I never saw this one, despite living around there:

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[Hooahguy]

^^^ WTF?????!!!!!
but its so cool nonetheless!

Thank you.. I'm not much of a drinker, but what the hey.

you dont drink much? this is blasphemy! and madness! and SPARTA!
i hearby sentence you to drink 42 beers a day in a deep pit in sparta!

[Praetyre]

Funny thing is, apparently many Greek towns actually did have a pit like that, for executions. Put me in the pit, but not in the Spartan educational system, m'kay?

That's LUEshi, a fad on a board called Life, the Universe and Everything on a website called GameFAQ. It's an ASCII-art image of Mario riding Yoshi.

[johnhughthom]

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Please tell me you copy/pasted that...

[Megas Methuselah]

I'm going to watch Kingdom of Heaven now.

"What man is a man who does not make the world a better place?"

ANSWER: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here, Ibrahim, have a balloon:
Praetyre, this is my gift for newcomers:
johnhughthom, I haven't forgot you. Here:
And for Hax, I got you this: (nothing)



@Che Rorihino: This... This is accurate...!!!!

[johnhughthom]

You may regret giving me that dancing elephant when I use it to trample down your barbed wire fence and steal your balloons.

[Megas Methuselah]

BAH!!!! That elephant wouldn't dare to obliberate the balloons of a nobleman!!!!!

Besides, I think I'll hire a unit of Thraikian Peltastai, just in case that elephant is blasphemous and decides to go through with it....

<----- Thraikian Peltastai!!!!

MUAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Praetyre]

Maybe not, but what about a dancing...

[Megas Methuselah]

Nobody gave you an Oliphaunt!!!!
All you got was some beggar's money!!!


But in all seriousness, if a dancing Oliphaunt did break through my Thracian bodyguard and barbed-wire fence, I'd grab those helium-filled balloons and float to the sky.


EDIT: Damn, my sig's a mess...

[russia almighty]

The cult of the place that does not exist is watching

[Hooahguy]

oh noes- i leave NY tomorrow morning..... damn ill miss NY and its amazing resturaunts....

[||Lz3||]

BAH!!!! That elephant wouldn't dare to obliberate the balloons of a nobleman!!!!!

Besides, I think I'll hire a unit of Thraikian Peltastai, just in case that elephant is blasphemous and decides to go through with it....

<----- Thraikian Peltastai!!!!

MUAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and THIS!- IS ! ....

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

BARTIX!!!!

where are you going to Hoah?

(so I can send my bunch of assassins... to... make cookies... )

[Hooahguy]

to Hotlanta, my home.....