A New EB Tavern

[AlexanderSextus]

ababab

[Megas Methuselah]

HEY!!! THX FOR THE BALLOON!!!! I should clean up my sig...

*puts balloon in sig*

NOCTA FLEGHMA KRATIOKAITIABATCHIAHA...

... Yes.

[Rilder]

Bored atm, trying to read an aar but I keep getting distracted :|

Also hands are cold.

[AlexanderSextus]

HEY!!! THX FOR THE BALLOON!!!! I should clean up my sig...

*puts balloon in sig*

NOCTA FLEGHMA KRATIOKAITIABATCHIAHA...

... Yes.

ABAYYYBUP ABABAB ABEEP*click*BUP

[Hax]

Sweet Jesus.

I just saw a very good Corinthian/Attic style helmet [something in between, it's pretty weird] for 20,00 euro's! BUY BUY BUY!

[AlexanderSextus]

c'mon now thass like 35 muh'fu**in dollaz man!

[Hax]

Yeah, exactly. So very cheap.

[AlexanderSextus]

word up. I was agreein wit u. i said it like that cuz i didnt entirely believe u. Where'd u find it at?

[Hax]

Well, that guy is selling this Greek helmet he bought in Greece as a souvenir. And mewants it.

[Hooahguy]

well, im back from NY

[Moros]

Just remember but you guys should watch your language. the f word among others aren't allowed in the EB forum or anyother .org forum. Even if you partially use *'s or swap a letter. If you want to swear use *'s only, or better refrain from it.

Got any Belgian beer?

[General Appo]

NOOOOOO!!!!

From the frown I take it you either did not like NY (very, very likely, as there is very little to like about NY) or that you are sad to be back from NY (very, very likely since there is very little to like about your life, or so I´ve heard).

[Tollheit]

Option 1 is not likely:

oh noes- i leave NY tomorrow morning..... damn ill miss NY and its amazing resturaunts....

I don't know enough to evaluate option 2.

[Hooahguy]

ya. i miss NY. i get free 54 mbps wifi, kosher resteraunts (non-existant in atlanta) and its just fun, for the most part.

[Megas Methuselah]

ABAYYYBUP ABABAB ABEEP*click*BUP

Yes, another one!!!
*puts balloon in sig*

So, hooah, I hear ya went to New York. Did you get mugged? I hope you avoided the dark alleyways and all that dangerous stuff, like staying out of the parks at night, and not getting rides with strangers, etc.

Just remember but you guys should watch your language. the f word among others aren't allowed in the EB forum or anyother .org forum. Even if you partially use *'s or swap a letter. If you want to swear use *'s only, or better refrain from it.

HEEEEY!!! Consider it taken care of. Wanna dance?!
*grabs Moros and dances with him to some hard rock music*


EDIT: No, I'm not gay.

@Hax: Time to do it the Viking way. Grab whatever available military equipment you've got, hunt down that merchant sellin the helmet, kill him, take his woman/women/man/men, and get the heck out of there as soon as decently possible! Even better, do it all a-la-Gaesatae!!!!

[Che Roriniho]

Yes, another one!!!
*puts balloon in sig*

So, hooah, I hear ya went to New York. Did you get mugged? I hope you avoided the dark alleyways and all that dangerous stuff, like staying out of the parks at night, and not getting rides with strangers, etc.




HEEEEY!!! Consider it taken care of. Wanna dance?!
*grabs Moros and dances with him to some hard rock music*


EDIT: No, I'm not gay.

@Hax: Time to do it the Viking way. Grab whatever available military equipment you've got, hunt down that merchant sellin the helmet, kill him, take his woman/women/man/men, and get the heck out of there as soon as decently possible! Even better, do it all a-la-Gaesatae!!!!

You're like a cross between ADD embodied, and actual crystalised LSD on a screen. You Rock.

PS. Remind me never to invite you to a funeral.

[Megas Methuselah]

PS. Remind me never to invite you to a funeral.

If there's some wine and a hot girl there, nobody's gonna stop me!!!

[General Appo]

Just remember but you guys should watch your language. the f word among others aren't allowed in the EB forum or anyother .org forum. Even if you partially use *'s or swap a letter. If you want to swear use *'s only, or better refrain from it.

Are you certain? I´ve always though we had a pretty laid back attitude to that, and as long as you don´t overdo it it´s no problem. Granted, I´ve overdone it maybe once or twice (remembers a certain rant about history in school) but I don´t think it´s the kinda thing you get banned (or even warned) for. As long as we don´t spread it to other threads and don´t use it in every single post just ´cause we can I don´t see no problem. The f word is after all the most useful and versatile word in english.

[Che Roriniho]

If there's some wine and a hot girl there, nobody's gonna stop me!!!

I can imagine it now.

Girl: I'm... I'm... I'm so missing him *sobs*

Meths: yeh, I know. Say, you single?

[Megas Methuselah]

I can imagine it now.

Girl: I'm... I'm... I'm so missing him *sobs*

Meths: yeh, I know. Say, you single?

LMAO!!! Man, I erupted with laughter for a couple minutes...


EDIT: Hey, whoever posts next gets the Tavern's 2000th post. I hope it's not Ibrahim or Hooahguy. That'd be devastating. Catastrophic, even...

EDIT: Wait, this is the 2000th post!!! OMFG!!!! YEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
*lets out a shrill Indian warcry*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WHOOOOOOOOO-WHOOO!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
ABOU ABOU ABOU ABOU ABOU!!!!!!
UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH!!!!!
YES!!!!

*dances around with Thracian bodyguards and Moros*

[satalexton]

DEATH TO HUMANITY!!!!!!! *unleashes endless tide of scottish gaesatae*

[Moros]

Are you certain? I´ve always though we had a pretty laid back attitude to that, and as long as you don´t overdo it it´s no problem. Granted, I´ve overdone it maybe once or twice (remembers a certain rant about history in school) but I don´t think it´s the kinda thing you get banned (or even warned) for. As long as we don´t spread it to other threads and don´t use it in every single post just ´cause we can I don´t see no problem. The f word is after all the most useful and versatile word in english.

thrust me the f-word and the likes shouldn't be used. It's against forum rules. In another subforum you'd get a warning stante pede. Mod forums also abide to the same rules as the rest of the .org.

So what Belgian beer do you guys have? I'l thirsty. You've got Westmalle trippel?

[Che Roriniho]

So what Belgian beer do you guys have? I'l thirsty. You've got Westmalle trippel?

So long as you're not talking about Pale beers, Fine. They taste like a cocktail of Irish Cream, Lime Juice, and salt, or, as I overheard a lady at a bar calling this concoction, 'Blowjob Revenge.' She had just fed it to what appeared to be her (possibly now ex-) boyfriend/husband. Needless to say, I almost laughed myself to death. I even fell off the bar stool at one point.

Oh, and On the Subject, could I have an Irish coffee? I've never tried one.

[Tollheit]

thrust me

I'd rather not, in this context.

[Che Roriniho]

thrust me the f-word

I don't do that anymore.

EDIT: Tollheit, you thought-stealer!

[General Appo]

Once again the clever Taverners have manged to slip away from having an uncomfortable discussion by pointing something completely irrelevant and ignoring everything else. Victory is our brothers!

[satalexton]

i'm willing to pay blue ballons to anybody that is willing to go nakkid as a gaesatae and destroy the world for me.

[pezhetairoi]

You'll want to look to Celtic Viking for that, I think, he's always been the naked gaesatae. It's just natural that you'd mistake his nakedness for his holding a longsword. They look about the same sometimes. That's his second hitpoint.

OY who gave me absinthe eh? I want CAIPIRINHAS!

@Moros: The f-word is tolerated here. No one has EVER, repeat, EVER, made noise about our usage of the word in three incarnations and over 10000 posts. If they objected, it was because of the content of our discussion not the language we used. The Tavern is, after all, the place to get drunk and say things you'll regret in the morning after discovering yourself in bed with General Appo. So no, I don't think I, at least, care for the limitation on the most versatile word in the English vocabulary. Yup.

I've been planning all my tours and whatnot in Europe when I fly over to York (that's Eboracum to you, folks) this October. Thinking of climbing Snowdon, Scafell and Ben Nevis and exploring Lake District during autumn weekends, then heading up to Norway during winter to see the aurora with a few other fellow scholars from London/Edinburgh etc. Then tour Hadrian's Wall, Offa's Dyke, Bath, Canterbury, and Colchester in late winter. In spring I'll take a trip to Holland to visit Hax on the way to Osnabruck to visit the Kalkriese museum and see the Teutoburger Wald battlesite and artefacts. On the way back I'll probably visit Switzerland, heh. Haven't exactly decided where I want to go yet for Summer, though.

[Ibrahim]

NOTICE:

IN NEED OF DRUNKARDS!!

must have 15 hrs+ experiance in making wiki-articles, and had gone through training in its use. needed for possible job at www.kronoskaf.com , to alleviate the backlog of articles to publish (40 in the backlog as of today).

anyone want to help? contact the fellow there named the cybermonk.(no, he's not me)

yes, this is real. there is only one person handling publishings over there, and he has to deal with a mega flood of information. I've sent 7 uniforms this week alone. hanverdidi sentas many as a dozen, one guy made a few bavarians, and there are of course the russians by Rf-figuren. this is not counting what hasn't yet been published, and the articles with no need for pictures.

[Rilder]

I never got why people get so buggered off about swear words, there just words after all, who gives a ****. (lol)

Also.

Pontos Campaign status: Peacefull.

Bought Antiochus and Tarsos from the Ptolemaioi, (cost a fair bit but I had spare cash and no it wasnt a bribe)

Had a small war with the Getai but they signed a ceasefire right away.

Conquered Pergamon and Byzantion after roleplaying that after the Death of the previous king, Pergamon Declared war on Pontos, (it worked because the garrison of Pergamon immediatly left the city and headed for Pontos territory.) After Pergamon was captured the army discovered evidence that Thracia was supporting Pergamon so the Western Pontos Army marched on Byzantion.

Other then that not much though.