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    HELP ME!!! My brother and his friend annexed my computer. My dad won't listen to resoning and im out numbered... im on a crappy pos that barely runs pinball that i built outa spare parts and 30$. need a way to get my power back...
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    Enlightened Despot Member Vladimir's Avatar
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    They have to sleep eventually right? Cut their throats with an old RAM card.


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    This comment is witty! Senior Member LittleGrizzly's Avatar
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    Take something valuable and hold it hostage and demand an exchange of prisnors
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    Install Debian Linux on it.

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    password protected long on and screen saver after one minute? Maybe setup a guest account for him without privileges to a lot of his favorite programs.

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    I do all that(except throat slit, good idea though) and he's moans and groans and (insert female dog here) to my dad, and he makes me turn everything on for them. I mean I built my brother a computer and then built mine... now that its capable of doing games like crysis and cod4 he needs to use it all the time, and since it is 'my' computer and it uses 'dads' electricity I just added 2500$ to the family.... So his computer capable of handling CoD4 on medium at 1280x1024... mine can max it out... now I'm getting pissed... He won't give me his computer and he won't give me mine... so I have built something equivelent to... lets say... the commodore 64.... I'm dead broke so buying a new computer(parts) is outa the question and all my games and movies and programs and well... my life is stored on my desktop... now I don't even get to use it...
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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