Quote Originally Posted by woad&fangs
Edit: If you dump limewater on her head while giving her the previously mentioned sulfuric acid enema you would almost completely dissolve her. All that would be left would be a puddle of water(base+acid=water) and soap.
Ah, that makes for a clean getaway. Perfect for fowl play. Add insult to injury by sending her a bill.

BTW, sorry about your friend Adrian.