Energy of the Future?

[Craterus]

Now heres what we have to do. Breed Millions and Millions of Hamsters (Gerbils will suffice if Hamsters aren't available.) Get Millions of little Hamster Wheels, all connected to a large super conductor, we must force the hamsters the run in their tread wheels until their life has been expended, and simply replace the dead hamster with a young vibrant one, the carcasses of course don't have to be just thrown out, we put them into a large Kiln that feeds a separate reactor, which powers the plant itself.

Or you could just do it with convicts. There's no use of them sitting around in jails.

And thus concludes my world energy masterplan.