Edit: yes, I forgot to second your motion on the ringtones. 95% of them are just stupid ringtones. I will admit to hearing one or two that were alright.
I hate the 110% of the ringtones. I have those generic Motorola that only can play monophonic sounds and they suck big time, thats why I use it in vibration all the time.

Oh, I'm sorry mum, I didnt receive the call because I didn't notice, ma. Its confortable, but unnoticeable at the same time.

And I'm tired of cellphones, and you wanna know whats the best use I can make of it?
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