Is chocolate really better than sex?

[Sarathos]

I know this is quite an old question I read a report the after day which was really interesting and I just wanted to know if you Orgers think that chocolate is really better than sex.

This poll is conducted on the assumption that all who do vote yes, have experience...those who haven't vote anyway!

[CountArach]

I don't think anyone will say yes.

[pevergreen]

Ive eaten chocolate.

Thank goodness you cant tell which one I voted for Sarathos. Heh heh heh.

[Craterus]

Ive eaten chocolate.

Thank goodness you cant tell which one I voted for Sarathos. Heh heh heh.

That's so funny!

[Raz]

The right type of chocolate with the right additions can be better than sex.
Just like sex with a person that isn't quite proficient in the bedroom isn't as good as having a simple piece of chocolate.

Let's turn this thread into a discussion on favourite chocolate types. Dark chocolate with mint = 10/10 for me. However if the dark chocolate is over 75% pure cocoa, then it's bitterness overpowers my tastebuds.

[Galain_Ironhide]

Is chocolate really better than sex?

Hell no

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My fave chocolate - Cadbury's Caramello = OH YEEAH

[Kekvit Irae]

Dear god, NO!

[CountArach]

Well I was wrong... someone said Yes...

[pevergreen]

Bet you it was Sarathos (no offence. not claiming knowledge of anything. this is a disclaimer towards this post and any others I may make in this thread)

[Geoffrey S]

And with a bit of luck, chocolate increases chance of sex.

[Ramses II CP]

A simple statement will answer this question: You can have chocolate with sex, but you can't have sex with chocolate.

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Yes, I can already hear the round of comments that will invite.

[LeftEyeNine]

Such weird statements are generally brought up by those who want to cover it up for themselves.

Yeah, for a work-aholic it could be claimed that chocolate would be better than sex, regarding the fact that most of the scientists could be considered as work-aholics.

I sometimes get amazed at the ability of people to astonishingly make up excuses for what they fail at.

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*kicks Omanes with a Roberto Carlos leg* (my comment has nothing to do with you, friend.)

[Moros]

If chocolate was better than sex I'd be eating it all the time. And well though I tend to eat chocolate quite a lot, I'd choose sex (wel good sex with a woman).
Though I must admit I'd choose the chocolate if I had to have sex with a man, animal or some ugly whatever.

[LeftEyeNine]

I was wondering when the end of your reasonings and examples would come, fortunately the full stop showed up, Moros.

[Viking]

but you can't have sex with chocolate.

Huh?

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