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  1. 05-13-2008, 00:44 #1
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    Default Re: Is chocolate really better than sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
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    No, I'll leave that little treat to you and your wife.
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    Default Re: Is chocolate really better than sex?

    I've never had sex so...Chocolate is better than sex...for the time being...so I voted yes...
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    Default Re: Is chocolate really better than sex?

    Sex with a man, maybe.
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    Default Re: Is chocolate really better than sex?

    I think you better go with the sex


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    Default Re: Is chocolate really better than sex?

    Can chocolate make your eyes roll back into their sockets in ecstasy? No, no it cant.

    (if it does, please tell me what chocolate it is so I can add it to my chocolate-covered bacon recipe)
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    Default Re: Is chocolate really better than sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
    (if it does, please tell me what chocolate it is so I can add it to my chocolate-covered bacon recipe)
    Easy...white chocolate
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    Default Re: Is chocolate really better than sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
    Can chocolate make your eyes roll back into their sockets in ecstasy? No, no it cant.

    (if it does, please tell me what chocolate it is so I can add it to my chocolate-covered bacon recipe)
    Oh that one's easy, simply mix ecstasy into your chocolate and then you'll be rolling your eyes right back...
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  9. 05-13-2008, 01:25 #9
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    Default Re: Is chocolate really better than sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Caius
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    Come on man, you just don't ask that.


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