facial hair

**LeftEyeNine** · 05-13-2008, 13:32

Originally Posted by Beirut

So... I du. Bekose after mani yeers somtimes piffin of wife iz only fun yu hav.

Originally Posted by Beirut, in response to "I've never had bad sex" reply

(Wait 'till you're married.)

Yo sho yo no niid fun we haz bek dhen ?

Originally Posted by Ichigo

I haz a neckbeard.

/runz

He haz 1, yase.

/runz after

I had those locks you can see in a pic I had posted in pics sticky, a month ago or so. I guess, due to the job interviews forthcoming and the need of change I had, I shaved it off, got high ratings from people around and now wandering around with a facial hair 3-4 days old -which we call "dirty beard" in Turkish but I don't know if English has a specific definition for it. This one gets high ratings too ! W00tzlez !

**CountArach** · 05-13-2008, 13:36

Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine

now wandering around with a facial hair 3-4 days old -which we call "dirty beard" in Turkish but I don't know if English has a specific definition for it. This one gets high ratings too ! W00tzlez !

I think you mean stubble

**Mikeus Caesar** · 05-13-2008, 13:43

Neckbeard all the way.

I just go for a few weeks before thinking maybe i need a shave. I'm not too bothered about it, considering how i fit the very definition of someone who has a neckbeard.

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 05-13-2008, 16:37

A complete inability to grow any kind of facial hair runs in my family, so I keep clean shaven. If I do let it grow at all it's just a horrible bum-fluff on my top lip and chin.

If I was blessed with more androgens, I'd like to grow a Clark Gable/Errol Flynn moustache. I wouldn't go for the beard, I've got quite a nice jaw-line and it would be a shame to hide it.

**Samurai Waki** · 05-13-2008, 17:15

we should have an official .org Mustache Competition.

**Crazed Rabbit** · 05-13-2008, 19:11

Originally Posted by Wakizashi

we should have an official .org Mustache Competition.

I'd be totally in on that, but we'd need to start at the end of August. My summer job requires I be clean shaven. But last winter I grew a nice beard. I like to think I've got a nice jawline, so I kept it pretty short and kept my neck shaved up to almost my jawline. After that I shaved the beard except for a mustache and goatee.

CR

**Lemur** · 05-13-2008, 19:15

I tell my wife I'm going to grow a big gay mustache if she doesn't mind me. She doesn't believe me.

So when Orgahs say "neckbeard," what do they mean, exactly? 'Cause I'm picturing this:

**Beirut** · 05-13-2008, 19:35

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

I wouldn't go for the beard, I've got quite a nice jaw-line and it would be a shame to hide it.

My wyfe agreezz. She finds yu, ow yu say, smoot ant silki.

**Martok** · 05-13-2008, 21:11

I have the whole mustache-and-goatee ensemble, although I don't let it get very long -- my whiskers get pretty scraggly and wild as they approach the half-inch mark. Growing a full beard doesn't work for me, as my cheek whiskers are too blonde to really show up very well (even when grown out).

@woad&fangs: You've got the color for a good full beard, but I think your face might be too narrow for one. Age seems to be a factor as well, as most of my guy friends wouldn't have looked good in a full beard until they were at least 25....and even today, only about half of us could pull it off (myself not being one of them).