Rules for Life.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

What rules do you (try and) live by? Try and keep it concise, it's more fun.

Mine, passed down from my dad and uncles;

-Never hit a woman.

-Never let down your mates.

-Always get your round in.

-Don't be a ****.

Excellt Answer. What he is really trying to say isss

[Ja'chyra]

Expect the best, prepare for the worst
Theres no such thing as just one drink
Family comes first
Make your own decisions and live with the results
Don't get involved in other peoples relationships
Last nights pizza tastes better, last weeks doesn't
Hangovers get worse as you get older, plan accordingly

[macsen rufus]

"Nothing is True; All is permissible"

"Do what thou Wilt"

"Don't put off 'til tomorrow what you can get out of today"

"Never run for the bus"

This last one started life in a very literal sense, but I find it has a great metaphorical application too

[Spartan198]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I'll take those signs seriously from now on.

[Papewaio]

Another one:

Do as you please, Please as you do.