Rules for Life.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

What rules do you (try and) live by? Try and keep it concise, it's more fun.

Mine, passed down from my dad and uncles;

-Never hit a woman.

-Never let down your mates.

-Always get your round in.

-Don't be a ****.

[Caius]

Never stick with the oppinion of your mother.

[Ramses II CP]

1. Don't sweat the small stuff.

2. It's all small stuff.

[Beirut]

"That which you do unto the lesser of my brothers, so you do unto me." J.C.

Never sell out.

"Question everything!" R. Descartes

[Rhyfelwyr]

Never stick with the oppinion of your mother.

Seconded.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I feel sorry for you fellows, my mother knows all. It's quite useful sometimes.

[Samurai Waki]

1. Nothing is so bad, good cannot come of it

2. Be especially respectful towards women

3. It is better to give than to receive

4. Time is relative to patience

[seireikhaan]

I got three I try to follow, though admittingly, I don't always follow through all the time:

1) Be courteous and respectful.

2) Help others if they ask.

3) Don't worry, be happy.

[Kralizec]

Dislike as many groups as you like, but give individuals the benefit of doubt.

[Monk]

- Always expect (or prepare for) the worst, that way you're near joyous when things go your way.

- Never ever picture the dead person at a funeral jumping up out of their coffin and saying "Boo!". On the bright side it'll make you laugh, on the downside it'll make you laugh at a funeral.

- Never eat pizza and then drink fruit juice.

- Never be part of an organization that requires either the putting on or taking off of hats.

[KukriKhan]

1. Breathe in.
2. Breathe out.
3. Repeat.

All else is entertainment while we work on that.

[LittleGrizzly]

1. Breathe in.
2. Breathe out.
3. Repeat.

All else is entertainment while we work on that.

That made me Lol

1) treat people how you want to be treated (assuming your not some kind of sadist)
2) don't let emotion cloud my judgement.
3) don't get angry, get even.
4) don't let them get to you.

[King Henry V]

Speaking on general terms, it is perhaps not the most brilliant idea to commence work on something in the small hours of the morning after the copious imbibing of ardent spirits, and although the final result may be an invaluable insight into the workings of one's own mind, the person for whom the work is destined may find rather less than satisfactory.

This I have learned with all together bitter experience, alas.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

What rules do you (try and) live by? Try and keep it concise, it's more fun.

Mine, passed down from my dad and uncles;

-Never hit a woman.

-Never let down your mates.

-Always get your round in.

-Don't be a ****.

Excellt Answer. What he is really trying to say isss

[Ja'chyra]

Expect the best, prepare for the worst
Theres no such thing as just one drink
Family comes first
Make your own decisions and live with the results
Don't get involved in other peoples relationships
Last nights pizza tastes better, last weeks doesn't
Hangovers get worse as you get older, plan accordingly

[macsen rufus]

"Nothing is True; All is permissible"

"Do what thou Wilt"

"Don't put off 'til tomorrow what you can get out of today"

"Never run for the bus"

This last one started life in a very literal sense, but I find it has a great metaphorical application too

[Spartan198]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I'll take those signs seriously from now on.

[Papewaio]

Another one:

Do as you please, Please as you do.