Rules for Life.

[seireikhaan]

I got three I try to follow, though admittingly, I don't always follow through all the time:

1) Be courteous and respectful.

2) Help others if they ask.

3) Don't worry, be happy.

[Decker]

Hmmm...some decent ones here.

A few of mine:
1. Respect women and don't refer to them as *****, unless treated otherwise.

2. Don't let negative or angry thoughts get in the way of clear and cool headed thinking.

3. There is no can't or try. There is can and do.

4. Be friendly to other people and smile at them, or help them if they have trouble.

5. Don't be afraid to ask questions or to stand up for yourself or beliefs despite the opposition.

[Marshal Murat]

I was thinking along the lines of the super-villains list of ways to win.

[Don Corleone]

One I live by:

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man"
courtesy of Don Vito Corleone from the original Godfather.

And one I try to:

"Never attribute to malevolence, that which can be attributed to negligence".

[ajaxfetish]

Don't piss into the wind

Never eat soggy waffles

All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door

Ajax

[Papewaio]

Life is Learning, Learning is Life.

This is not a dress rehearsal.

[CountArach]

You've only got so many days, don't spend them worrying about things.