Which EB Unit Would You Be In?

[Strategos Alexandros]

Geographically and money wise I would be a Brigantes Lugoae or Botroas.
I would like to be a Kluddargos though.

[Hax]

Toxotai Kretikoi.

Thieving liars? Hell yeah.

[cultist]

i would of loved to be in a horse archer army
they just...cheat.
in reality i would of become a priest and never set foot in a battle,and if the enemy got near my location a naked fanatic

[Obelics]

geographically, i would be a campanian cavalry, or an akontistai, or a levy hoplite, or a samnite, or a rorario etc.

ethnically i cant say, i should split myself in all the thousand and thousand combinations back to 2000 years ago, i could find every think..., it's totally impossible.

what i want to be if i had a machine time that throw me back in ancient times?
i think an ancillary, a sort of mad poet, a joker, a totally baroque, empty and complicated sophist or something like that...