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    Double-amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorius has won an appeal to compete for a place in the Beijing Olympics.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olym...cs/7243481.stm

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    They should let him play with all the drug cheats, that might show the buggers. Go man, go.
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    It will make for a nice story, but come on. The man is running on huge springs that never get tired. What's next, letting someone compete on a moped?

    The original decision was the correct one, IMO.
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    Heh, I think he still has to qualify and isn't even slated to go yet. I agree with BKS on the decision, though.

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    Shoe manufacturers will be having wet dreams if this contraption is ever admitted. Think of the possibilities.

    So yeah, I agree with BKS. Of course if you consider the 'medical regime' of so-called regular athletes there is no big difference, but they too are disqualified when caught.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    It will make for a nice story, but come on. The man is running on huge springs that never get tired. What's next, letting someone compete on a moped?

    The original decision was the correct one, IMO.
    Surely that just puts more of the strain on his thighs. Having no legs is hardly an advantage in a sprint competition.

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    Having no legs is hardly an advantage in a sprint competition.
    Talk about an oxymoron. Someone's gotta siggy that.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    Default Re: Blade runner.

    Surely that just puts more of the strain on his thighs. Having no legs is hardly an advantage in a sprint competition.
    Have you ever run a 400 metre race? Your calves feel like lead during the final 100. That won't be a problem for this fellow. In fact, I believe his second split time is actually better than his first split, which shows you what's going on.

    For all we know he'd be slower if he was running with actual legs.
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    He's on springs, for crying out loud, a flexible piece of metal does the job his calf muscles would otherwise do. Tis not like running on peg legs or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Talk about an oxymoron. Someone's gotta siggy that.
    I'd be honoured

    Quote Originally Posted by BKS
    Have you ever run a 400 metre race? Your legs calves feel like like during the final 100. That won't be a problem for this fellow. In fact, I believe his second split time is actually better than his first split, which shows you what's going on.

    For all we know he'd be slower if he was running with actual legs.
    Of course. But I actually used to run 1500m.

    My post was kind of ironic. I'm actually entirely indifferent on this issue.
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    Seems very silly to me.

    The only reason it does not blatantly break the rules is that it is so absurd nobody ever thought to make a rule against it.

    Are there rules against jetpacks? I reckon I could have a go in Beijing...
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