It's that most wonderful time of the year!

I'm going to get well and truly bladdered so I miss the show.

But wait, this is a catastroff...

Ireland will not appear in this year's Eurovision Song Contest final after its entrant, Dustin the Turkey, failed to qualify from the first semi-final.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7411958.stm

Blimey, a stroke of genius.