Good descsion Mr. President....
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Wait, did I really just say that?...
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Yes, Yes I did.
Good descsion Mr. President....
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Wait, did I really just say that?...
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Yes, Yes I did.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli
Originally Posted by woad&fangs
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It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
He's bound to make one every so often, if only by accident.Originally Posted by woad&fangs
Ajax
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"I do not yet know how chivalry will fare in these calamitous times of ours." --- Don Quixote
"I have no words, my voice is in my sword." --- Shakespeare
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." --- Jack Handey
I know, I know. I remember way back when you used to go after your opponents with a (verbal) baseball bat if they wrote something that really irked you. Until you decided it was time for some anger management. The result has been remarkable and I still admire you for this, for your capacity to control yourself, change your style and stick to it. Many of your posts are a credit to this forum, and if not, then at least they are well-written and funny.Originally Posted by Don Corleone
Certainly funnier than my joke above.![]()
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
Awww, you're me blush.Originally Posted by Adrian II
I think, ironically, the two young ladies in my life, Miss Jillian and Miss Allison, taught me how to grow up.
As for being funny, you're just tickled by my camel joke in the front room.![]()
Last edited by Don Corleone; 05-25-2008 at 03:10.
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