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    Senior Member Senior Member English assassin's Avatar
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    A qu for my backroom orgish chums.

    How sick do you have to be to find yourself fancying a Minister in the goivernment?

    Now, obviously, if its Jack Straw, the answer is, very sick. But, god help me, when the story about Caroline Flint having her briefs snapped on the way into Cabinet broke last week, I thought to myself, you know what, I would. See for yourselves:

    http://www.politics.co.uk/news/healt...pe-$448384.htm

    (She's not actually minister for fitness any more, I just thought it was an amusing and rather apt job title)

    Blimey. Further research reveals there's a whole fancying-female-politician world out there. Even the Sun is in on the act with a "a sizzling selection of top Lib Dem political totty" (Only one, as far as I can see, and she'smore scary than sizzling, but no doubt Nick Clegg will be along soon to claim its really half a dozen miss world finalists)
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ticle63350.ece

    This is all very worrying.
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    I'd do her if that makes you feel better

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    Where's the tory tottie? Eric Pickles just don't cut the mustard.
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    That fitness minister is... fit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    Where's the tory tottie? Eric Pickles just don't cut the mustard.
    You need to move to Italy. Not only do they have a right wing government, but Mara Carfagna as Minister for Equal Opportunities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost
    You need to move to Italy. Not only do they have a right wing government, but Mara Carfagna as Minister for Equal Opportunities.
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    Quite fit for 47.

    After age 50 (and several years of marriage), I've found the lusting bit to be on the wane, but the appreciative eye thing to be on the upswing. Your mileage may vary, o'course. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    Whoah!

    I guess that counts as a yes.

    Of course, being 50 years of age I share your second-thoughts and troubled sense of propriety and all that. Well, at least occcasionally, but I am surprisingly willing to make exemptons. This lady is clearly asking to have her panties shred lowered for a good shake of the old apple tree.
    No doubt about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan
    Quite fit for 47.
    Hmmm forget what I said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Hmmm forget what I said.
    Oh noes shes too mature for me.
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    I don't care if she's 25 years older than me... I'd do 'er.

    Then again, I would have also gotten it on with Janis Joplin had I been around in the 60's and the opportunity had presented itself... so, take what you will from my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    I'd do her if that makes you feel better
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    Sometimes attraction can be won or lost when mouths are opened. Here's a vid-clip of Ms. Flint, discussing the then-upcoming English smoking ban:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqVTQ35T3w

    and another, longer (7 minutes) one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V32s...eature=related

    I'm certain her mother is proud.
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    But, Kukri, who said anything about talking to her? Mind you. I quite like a bit of chat, so long as its on topic, as it were....

    Ahem.

    Anyway, its a relief to know I am not alone. I'll drop her a line via theyworkforyou.com to tell her a bunch of blokes on the Org are keen, and see what we can fix up.

    Where's the tory tottie?
    Having gone to more Tory conferences than any sane man should (more than one, then), I have to admit that, wherever the totty is at, its not at the Tory party.
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    Where's the tory tottie?
    Ah, that would be Anne Widdecombe.....

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