The Battle at Corinth - 1122
Early in the morning.
Savvas was in his tent, enjoying his first goblet of cooled wine of the day, when a messenger arrived.
"Mylord, Crown Prince Abu Bakr has lifted the siege and is currently terrorising the peasants of the Pelopponesos."
Savvas empties his goblet.
"So, the coward is running away? Assemble the men! I want Fatimid blood on my armor by tonight!"
"Yes sir!"
The messenger, encouraged by the selfconfidence of his general, ran out the commanders' tent and spreaded the word.
In the meanwhile, Savvas took another goblet of wine.
"I hope this won't be the last one I drink. I heard rumours that this Crown Prince is an experienced general. Oh well, guess I was a bit naive thinking that my military career would be limited to butchering stupid rebel peasants."
Later that morning, near noon.
" General! We have spotted the enemy! They are lined up and waiting for us."
Savvas divided his infantry in two seperate groups and ordered his two regiments of horse archers to position themselves on the left flank.
Before the battle the slightly drunk Savvas walked a bit further. Staring in the distance, he spotted Crown Prince Abu Bakr.
" Look at him! Just look at him! Have you ever, ever seen an uglier nobleman than that Crown Prince Abu Bakr? To think that I have emptied five goblets of wine before this battle and he's still ugly as hell! I mean, after 5 goblets of wine, even our smelly friend Nikiphoros here..." Savvas grabs one of the spearman and looks at him "... even our smelly friend Nikiphoros looks like an irresistable lady of questionable morality of one of the finest brothels in Constantinople!"
The men bursted out in laughter and Savvas continued...
"Hey Crown Prince! I said you are ugly! Heck, I would rather spend an erotic night with Grandmaster Makedonios and share his pneumonia than having to smell that ugly, stinking swine of a Fatimid Crown Prince! Men! Take your spears, swords, bows or whatever tool you are using. It's time to put those ugly Fatimids out of their misery. Let us show mercy and kill them all!"
The men sheered.
Savvas yelled : "Forward!"
He commanded the Horse Archers to attack the right flank of the enemy.
"No fire at will men. Concentrate your arrows on their desert cavalry. A goblet of wine if you manage to shoot at least 10 of them in their [inappropriate word for a certain private part].
The Horse Archers attacked and took out the desert cavalry on the right flank.
Allthough one of the regiments routed, the Horse Archers managed to also take out most of the desert cavalry positioned at the left flank of the enemy army.
While Savvas and the infantry were still marching, he spotted a well known flag.
"Ha! Good ol' Aleksios didn't want to miss the party, I see. Over here mylord!"
Aleksios joined Savvas' troops and they pursued the remaining desert cavalry.
After having driven away most of the enemy cavalry, both noblemen and their bodyguards moved fast near the left flank of the enemy army.
When the Byzantine infantry got into melee with the Fatimid infantry, the voice of the Byzantine general could be heard all over the battlefield.
"Here, you ugly bastard! I, Savvas ek Militou, am coming for you and I'm going to put you out of your misery, you infidel ugly swine! Come over here, you stinking pig!"
Savvas and Aleksios charged into the well trained bodyguards of the Crown Prince.
The outraged Crown Prince managed to severely injure the bold Savvas, but he didn't see the sword of Kristophoros, Savvas' loyal bodyguard.
After the Crown Prince died, the spirit of the Fatimid army was broken and the battle was over soon. Savvas routed the enemy of the battlefield, cursing them.
"Get over here, swines! Don't run away, I will end your misery! The nerve of that Crown Prince! Injuring me! How dares he, that ugly bastard. After this is over, I'm going to stab my sword into his ugly corpse again and again and again and I will burn it and..."
Savvas fell of his horse. Was it because of the wine or because of his wounds, nobody could tell...
175 prisoners were ransommed back for 768 florins. A note accompanied the prisoners:
"I'm not going to do your work, put them out of their misery yourselves!"
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