On behalf of the 99.999% of the population who would have never noticed the slutty mermaid had her tails "spread like a prostitute", I'd like to thank The Resistance for making us aware of it. I just wish I liked coffee so I'd have a legitimate excuse to go to Starbucks and get my daily fix of porn.

What is it with coffee chains lately. First Dunkin' Donuts running the Rachel Ray-supports-terrorists ads and now this. Who's next? Tim Horton's hearing a Whooters? Juan Valdez snorting cocaine?