*Note: I apologize in advance for the poor quality of this scene. Blame it on a lack of sleep. Please assume that the following is perfectly-spelled, and longer to boot. Final apologies go to the lynched, who deserves a better death.*

At last, finally, there was a clear lynch target without there having to be a run-off vote. Chief of Police Beirut, realizing this, eagerly counted down the final seconds on his watch, ready to close voting precisely at the time limit. There would be no last-minute surge, no last-second save. Instead there was...

"All right, gentlemen," he said, "The voting period is now over. And by the looks of it, it looks like we have our guilty party. Seamus Fermanagh, could you please approach the voting platform?"

Seamus, wearing a "ah, so be it" look on his face, complied, albeit slowly and deliberately.

"Well," he asked, "What elaborate death do you have planned for me? I didn't think you could top the immolation combined with your helicopter hat, but I do admit the giant weight and tricking Sasaki was pretty special. So what's it going to be? Are you going to launch me into the stratosphere and light me up like a firework?"

"No," said Beirut. He took out his pistol, cocked it, and blasted Seamus right between the eyes.

"Shaking it up a little bit," Beirut said. "Hopefully I won't need to do it again tomorrow. Let's find out if you did your job," he finished, addressing the remaining townies.

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Still alive: (15)
Ichigo
makaikhaan
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Caius
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Sarathos
Beefy187
Tiberius of the Drake
KukriKhan
CountArach
Kommodus
Kagemusha
discovery1
FactionHeir
Joe Monks

Suicide/Wrath of God:
|Sith|R|AntiWarmanCake88
Mithrandir
Fenring
Lord Winter
georgeman51

Killed:
Tratorix
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Andres
Craterus
LittleGrizzly
TevashSzat
Crazed Rabbit
woad&fangs
Rythmic
Quintus.J.Cicero
shlin28
RoadKill

Executed:
Privateerkev
Elite Ferret
peverpink
TinCow
Sasaki Kojiro
Seamus Fermanagh

PMs please. WoGs will happen at the end of the next day phase.