AAARGH! WHERE'S THE CHAT?!

[Reverend Joe]

...Were is it?!

I am drunker than I have been in, literally, years and I gotta hang the out.

Edit: yeah, when I said I was drunker than I was in years... I was drunker than I had been, ever. I had a six-pack of 7.5% alcohol beer, then I went down to a bar and bought two double-shots of 90-proof whisky and chased THAT with a Heineken. I should have died. Never, and I mean NEVER, drink without deciding beforehand how much you want to drink/how drunk you wanna get. You could easily die. Take this as a serious warning.

[Csargo]

No one's here anyways.

[Csargo]

irc://irc.telefragged.com/tworg

[Ice]

I'm here.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Rev, are you always drunk when you come here? Or are you just always drunk, period? Because you're financing it all somehow, and i have to find out how. I aspire to be you!

[naut]

Oh noes!

[Reverend Joe]

Rev, are you always drunk when you come here? Or are you just always drunk, period? Because you're financing it all somehow, and i have to find out how. I aspire to be you!

Nah, I just show up drunk a lot. I afford it by eatin' and livin' real cheap. Cook my own food, eat a lot of fruit and 7-11, that kinda thing.

Seriously, though, where is the Chat? Did we lose it or what?