You have my condolences.
Try here: http://java.sun.com/new2java/
or here: http://www.netbeans.org/kb/articles/learn-java.html
for some free online stuff. Or go out to your bookstore and get something like this: http://oreilly.com/catalog/9780596008734/
Most tech guys you'll talk to are a big fan of O'Reilly books, so if you are the type who works better by having a physical book to work from, maybe try that out. Otherwise, stick to the free online crap you can find.
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