EB-related pick-up lines.

**The Persian Cataphract** · 06-12-2008, 00:56

Yeah, I think the title spoke for itself. You've got a funny chick-magnet line? It's got something to do with EB? Then post it here and let the rest of us judge if it might make women more moist than a battle-field soaked in the blood of raw recruits. Be as liberal in your speech as you may desire.

I'll start:

*approaching a pale-looking chick looking bored to the death*

"Hey baby, that hideous butter-scotch dress of yours reminds me of a bad case of the Yellow Fever on top of the Gray Death..."

Here's another instant classic:

"Call me McKontos... If you're nice to me, I might show you just why they call me the 'barge-pole'..."

And of course, how could I forget:

"With those eyes looking like the shields of the Chaeonian Agema, how could I not ask you to be my camp-follower?"

A twist of the old cliché:

"Your father must have been the stupid assassin who sabotaged my elite barracks, for how else did he get enough mnai to buy you those fake lenses."

A take on traits:

"Don't tell me one of your ancillaries is that evil mother-in-law... I've got to think about the influence y'know?"

The unrated:

"Where do you want the Purple Rain? On your face, or in your mouth?"

Now, it's your turn

**Moros** · 06-12-2008, 01:50

My real name is Gert, which comes from the Gerard. Or in Germanic, good with the spear.
I don't need pick up lines.

Tough of course you could try with:

Italian girl:
Wanna try a sarissa, or are you going to stick with those Gladii?

French girl:
You know how the gaesatae really charged?

Other options:
Want me to penetrate your battle line?
Do you know where the wedge formation comes from?
You know, you have the most beatifull cantabrian cricle of the world.
Would you wear lorica segementata?

Also before ever going to take kit up to a serious relations, check wether she has the money script activated and wether she has vanilla or EB upkeep.