Yeah, I think the title spoke for itself. You've got a funny chick-magnet line? It's got something to do with EB? Then post it here and let the rest of us judge if it might make women more moist than a battle-field soaked in the blood of raw recruits. Be as liberal in your speech as you may desire.

I'll start:

*approaching a pale-looking chick looking bored to the death*

"Hey baby, that hideous butter-scotch dress of yours reminds me of a bad case of the Yellow Fever on top of the Gray Death..."

Here's another instant classic:

"Call me McKontos... If you're nice to me, I might show you just why they call me the 'barge-pole'..."

And of course, how could I forget:

"With those eyes looking like the shields of the Chaeonian Agema, how could I not ask you to be my camp-follower?"

A twist of the old cliché:

"Your father must have been the stupid assassin who sabotaged my elite barracks, for how else did he get enough mnai to buy you those fake lenses."

A take on traits:

"Don't tell me one of your ancillaries is that evil mother-in-law... I've got to think about the influence y'know?"

The unrated:

"Where do you want the Purple Rain? On your face, or in your mouth?"

Now, it's your turn