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  1. 06-12-2008, 18:06 #1
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    Default Re: EB-related pick-up lines.

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    Ever seen the endurance of a Spartan?
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    I'll ask my woman if she was sure to activate the script next time we bone.
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    Uhhmmm seriously? I thought I'd seen everything... Nope!
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    Default Re: EB-related pick-up lines.

    wanna play whit my kontos?
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    Hey babe, his kontos might be long, but my Xyston is way thicker.


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    Default Re: EB-related pick-up lines.

    ...just don't let his xyston's butt-spike hit you in your aspis.



    EDIT: Based off of the assumption that xystons, like a doru, have butt-spikes.
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