EB-related pick-up lines.

[russia almighty]

Hey babe, his kontos might be long, but my Xyston is way thicker.

[Megas Pyrrhos]

...just don't let his xyston's butt-spike hit you in your aspis.



EDIT: Based off of the assumption that xystons, like a doru, have butt-spikes.

[||Lz3||]

I wish I could be a kontos...
so I could charge you from behind...


please remind me to congratulate whoever modeled your skins


you're as beautiful as the hetaroi kataphactoi are scary

[Cyclops]

(to two attracrive young ladies) "Triarii?"

(if you're that way inclined) "Brave sons of Greece!"

"I'll give you access if you reveal your map to me" (Aussie humour, the map of Tasmania is shaped like a certain patch of hair)

[keravnos]

@ a girl at the bar, after A LOT of drinks,
Hello "Hetaira Hyperkale"... let's go play the Baktrian strategos shield...

Next day,
"TOY PEDIOY LEIPETE!!!" (leave the field of battle), running from the "Hetaira Hyperaischos"

@Cyclops, if you are so well informed on the Greeks and their ways, why do you come in this forum?
There are a lot of Greeks here. Ancient greek is being spoken even. Aren't you afraid?

Srsly, this dumb mindjob of yours need to stop.

[Dutchhoplite]

Is that a pilum in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Sorry

[blank]

Oh god

ok, forget all the nonsense posted, the best line is just "all your base are belong to us". A more sexy and aggressive style

[Cyclops]

...@Cyclops, if you are so well informed on the Greeks and their ways, why do you come in this forum?
There are a lot of Greeks here. Ancient greek is being spoken even. Aren't you afraid?

Srsly, this dumb mindjob of yours need to stop.

I'm not afraid, its a fantastic forum and very friendly.

Why is it a mindjob, aren't ladies allowed to use pick-up lines? I was merely suggesting a pick-up line you fancied greek fellas, using a quote from the game. I cast no aspersions on anyone's sexuality.

I guess if you get hammered with silly sterotypes ("Greek huh? must be gay" or crap like that) it might get boring so I apologise if it came across as rude, it was not intended as such.

Anyway more EB pick up lines:

"Wanna come back to my place and see my Gaesatae impression?"

"You must either be exhausted or have very good stamina because you've been marching quickly through my mind all night"

[Olaf The Great]

I wish I could be a kontos...
so I could charge you from behind...


please remind me to congratulate whoever modeled your skins


you're as beautiful as the hetaroi kataphactoi are scary

Or what about "You're as Scary as the Hetaroi Kataphractoi are Beautiful?