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    the pictures for Baktrian independace were still in EB 1.0-dunno about 1.1
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    No, I just think you have a certain tendency to say things that in its nature is...bullshit.
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    Hmm... What would happen (When the quest actually worked) if the guy who took the body, was attacked mid-way and killed? Let's imagine, say. Going by boat back to Pella, attacked by a Pirate fleet and sunk. Would Alexander miraculously swim back to Alexandria, place himself back in the shiny glassed sarcophagus and await the arrival of another "Destined one" to return him to his rightful place?
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    Hmm... What would happen (When the quest actually worked) if the guy who took the body, was attacked mid-way and killed? Let's imagine, say. Going by boat back to Pella, attacked by a Pirate fleet and sunk. Would Alexander miraculously swim back to Alexandria, place himself back in the shiny glassed sarcophagus and await the arrival of another "Destined one" to return him to his rightful place?
    Arr, then he would have had a seaman's grave! I don't think he would have magically respawned.

    Edit: I just recalled. It wouldn't work anyway, I believe only the guy which has the Nikesas Alexandrou trait may move the body.
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    Yeah, but the city could be lost and retaken, and so Alexanders zombie can swim back to Alexandreia and be shipped to Pella. A worthy end for a great general.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    Arr, then he would have had a seaman's grave!
    Oh, but it would not end there! After Oliver Stone's "Alexander" movie, much analogous to the first simply "Matrix" movie, we would have "Alexander: The Zombie", where the plot begins with the wish for Alexander, who is really a god and is still temporarily alive (And able to breath underwater for an even smaller period), to return to Alexandria, to take a boat and be buried in Aigai. Then there is a great division in Olympus between the gods: Those who think Alexander should fulfill his last wish thanks to his great deeds, and those who think he should have the fate he would have if he was not a god. It has fights with Poseidon and Zeus (Gods who oppose his final wish), and their creatures deep in the Mediterrainian (Alexander is helped mainly by Dionysus, who supports his wish), up to Alexandria and then "Alexander: The Returned" where the plot begins with the defeated Greek Gods, out of desperation, launch mighty catastrophes over Alexandria, totally destroying it: Poseidon launches a Tidal Wave against Alexandria, Zeus sends thunderbolts which start huge fires, and Hades provokes earthquakes. He is than forced to take the land route, and is forced to fight all Diadochi (Who wish to kill him, because they think Alexander will return to Macedon to amass another army to reconquer his Empire) and their numerous agents to return to his final resting place in Aigai.

    A breath-taking trilogy! ^_^
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    The kind of trilogy that drives sane men into beliving they are reincarnate of Bird flu chickens
    As I walked through the Glenshane Pass I heard a young girl mourn
    The boy form Tamlaghtduff 'she cried 'is two years dead and gone'
    How my heart is torn apart this young man to lose
    Oh I'll never see the likes again of my young Francis Hughes ....

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