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    I was taking with a good mate of mine who has recently become a dad for the first time.

    All good news there. Except Mr. Hill decided to call his new gingerheaded child Cameron.

    Cameron will of course be shortened to "Cam" and thus he will become

    Cam Hill. I am sure that Martok and Mithrandir will approve... ha ha.

    Anyone else know af any funny names?
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    Check out 5:30. I almost pissed myself when I hear the third name.

    And do yourself a favor and see "The Kentucky Fried Movie." It's one of the funniest movies of all time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Diablo View Post
    I was taking with a good mate of mine who has recently become a dad for the first time.

    All good news there. Except Mr. Hill decided to call his new gingerheaded child Cameron.

    Cameron will of course be shortened to "Cam" and thus he will become

    Cam Hill. I am sure that Martok and Mithrandir will approve... ha ha.
    Ha! Classic.


    I know of someone who had a teacher with an....unfortunate name, but it wouldn't be appropriate to repeat it here.
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    One of my teachers (long ago) was called Mr. Panty. You can imagine how much we tried to murder his name...

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    my High school gym teacher was Richard Beaten, I bet you can't guess what we called him for short.

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    A girl I met once was named Megan Def, i.e. Mega Death the band.

    I've also met a guy called Jack Russell and a guy called Jack Daniels before.
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    I knew a fellow in high school named Dick Schneemann. This was in the US so no one else got the joke.
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    A boy called Ben Dover went to my school, and a good frind of mine is called Matt Matterson.

    I always chuckle when I hear that US sprinter's name as well, Tyson Gay, he must have had a hard childhood

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    Schweinsteiger.

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    Well, first of all....

    and (English) = en (Dutch)

    During college time, on the subject of legal procedures about name changes, I heard a case about where mommy and daddy decided to name their two kids:
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    "Frank" en "Stein"

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    I used to know a woman who was named Querida Funck. I'm not kidding.
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    Tyson GAy,Lol.I know a girl named Cusurunique.

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    We also had a teacher at school called Mr Luck - which is not really all that funny, except that he taught Geography in room 13.

    Oh and then there was the guy in my rugby team called (I kid you not) Justin Dick.

    He did have a hard time in school and never really penetrated into the cool kids group. Seems he came up a bit short at times...

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    I have a friend named Reichling, and What made it all the better was his family was Nazi royalty(dads side) during WW2 and his grandfather(moms) was in a post war patrol in nagasaki.

    Also I have a friend named Satchel Basera(Its spelled wrong but the way its pronounced means trash in some language cant remember) so he got the nick name Trash bag in like 5th grade and could never shake it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Diablo View Post
    We also had a teacher at school called Mr Luck - which is not really all that funny, except that he taught Geography in room 13.

    Oh and then there was the guy in my rugby team called (I kid you not) Justin Dick.

    He did have a hard time in school and never really penetrated into the cool kids group. Seems he came up a bit short at times...

    okay I will get my coat...
    I knew A Jordan Dick in high school. We called him Dick as a nickname and no one really cared.



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    Quote Originally Posted by El Diablo View Post
    Oh and then there was the guy in my rugby team called (I kid you not) Justin Dick.

    He did have a hard time in school and never really penetrated into the cool kids group.
    Anybody else see something amusing in this?

    Now it's me getting my coat...ta ra!

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    i ahd a substitute teacher in my school called Mr.Buck and as soon as he walked into the class he said " hi my name is Mr.Buck, Not Mr. F***, or Uncle Buck, or any other way you can slander it. I am just Mr. Buck."

    he is awsome and i still call him uncle buck!
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