Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
Oh my God - I am British.
No, this reaction is entirely English. A Scot, for example, would respond with a Glasgow kiss.

Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
2) Fags
a) yikes!
b) I puff them all the time.
An understandable mistake for a foreigner, but the answers to this question do not indicate a gentleman but a person of trade.

The correct response for a gentleman is:

c) I used to have them, but now I have a butler